I Have One Thing To Say And One Thing Only

All that’s playing in my head is

Kaz bonking the volcra with his cane

Did Netflix just add shadow and bone profile pics

Well guess I’m the Alina now

I’m here getting B’s in my English essays

If only the English curriculum had us analysing ya books instead of books I’ve never heard of in my life

I would be an A+ student

Diana: come on we need to do rune studies

The TDA gang:

I feel like this has happened at least once at the academy

Simon:

Two things

34 + 35 by Ariana Grande

And

JAMES Ke Jian Ming CARSTAIRS

I just finished acosf

Obvious spoiler warning

ITS LEGIT A FANFIC OF THE MCU

NESTA IS ON THE BRINK OF TURNING INTO FEYRE

Lemme explain

Nesta doing that whole collapsing on her knees when cassian stabbed himself = Wanda having a break down and sending power serges out of herself

The Valkyries = The Valkyries from Thor ragnarok

Then nesta who was one of my favourite characters in the whole series was always so close to turning in to a weak bitch like feyre

If it isn’t clear enough I don’t like feyre or Rhysand

In my opinion nesta should’ve let feyre and Rhysand die. But Sarah j mass needs them to continue the series so her ass won’t kill them off

I don’t think this makes sense but

I have some random thoughts a relating to the new shadow and bone content

If in the show we have six of crows characters during the events of shadow and bone (which is two/three years before) does that mean that inej would be 13-14 and kaz would be 14-15

Does that mean we will see kaz starting to make a name for himself after jordie’s death and helping inej leave the menagerie

That’s serotonin right there (although it’s a traumatic moment for inej and kaz)

But in the shadow and bone stills we see Nina and Matthias After the shipwreck (I think a year before soc)

Does that mean that six of crows is happening a year earlier or smth

Anyway

Probably a very un popular opinion but mal and Alina always felt a little incesty *coughes in the mortal instruments*

But mal and Alina look like less like siblings and more like a possible love interest

But um *clears throat* “I am become a blade”

No thanks

I still need Alina to not mess up a game of kiss, kill, marry

Like just LOOK at the darkling

LOOK AT ALEKSANDER

LOOK AT ALEKS

That’s it

For now

When ty comes over to babysit Mina with kit

Clary: Do you ever wonder how Emma’s doing at the LA institute

Jace: *takes out phone and shows Emma’s Instagram story*

The video: Emma, Dru, Cristina (imagine its coffee instead of a water bottle), Kit, Mark/Kieran including Ty and Julian behind the scenes filming

(The names are in order)