How It Feels Not Being Able To Play A Game You’ve So Desperately Been Wanting To Play For Years

bro who was gonna tell that cookie run kingdom was actually a fire ass fucking game like?? the lore is incredible, the art/animation is INCREDIBLE like hello??? i heard about this game last year but was like “eh, it’s a cookie run game it’s probably so basic and blah” I WAS NEVER MORE WRONG IN MY LIFE

me finding out that malenia ALSO gets health back from hitting my fucking mimic:

as someone who can’t stop thinking about this goofy gorgeous man, all i can think about is that corazon would probably like

- to play rhythm games with you and enjoy the upbeat/cute songs

- listen to your favourite playlist with you and dance with you even though he’d definitely trip a lot but it would make for some good heartfelt laughs

- go on picnic dates with you

- try his best to bake you things like cookies and fresh bread despite causing a small fire here and there

- would let you wear his hat all day if you wanted to

- would probably also let you do his makeup and proudly wear it throughout his day

- definitely would insist that you two wear matching costumes for halloween

- he would probably love to have a cozy date where you two watch movies all night with popcorn (and maybe even some wine or champagne) while you paint each others nails

- and he probably very much enjoys the fact that he has to bend/crouch down to your height each time for a kiss and chuckles about it

after also forcing my dad to watch hazbin hotel with me i asked which characters he liked the most so it is with great pleasure that i present to you his top four

nifty is now known as “that freaky little thing”

i have two sides

update i just beat messmer and i am very sad

bro i’m finally fighting messmer now in elden ring but i don’t have it in me man 😭

i love him so much and like :(( he’s my cutie patootie you really want me to be pumped about killing my cutie patootie??

the personal grudge i have against this damn girl now 😭 FUCKING HELL MAN HER CHAIN COMBO ATTACK WHATEVER YOU CALL IT IS FUCKING NUTS IM LOSING MY MIND 😤😭

just beat that little fucker today and man did it feel good 😤

fighting micolash in bloodborne rn and honestly that guy can go fuck himself i hate him so much what a cheeky fucking bastard

also i have the biggest crush on lady maria like ugh 😩

she’s so pretty and strong and badass

i know sonic is sassy but no one told me he was sassy in the older games?? like look at this cutie and his sass, he just keeps deadass staring at you while tapping his foot i love it so much

i mean just look at him