Me Finding Out That Malenia ALSO Gets Health Back From Hitting My Fucking Mimic:

i love them both oh so very much 💗💞

john doe doing t h i s in the game:

me, realizing in that exact moment that i would be obsessing over this insane, stinky and cute eldritch horror who’s really just a little guy:

update i just beat messmer and i am very sad

bro i’m finally fighting messmer now in elden ring but i don’t have it in me man 😭

i love him so much and like :(( he’s my cutie patootie you really want me to be pumped about killing my cutie patootie??

AND ULTRAKILL OHMYGOD I WANNA PLAY THAT GAME SO BAD YOU DONT UNDERSTAND RHAAAAAAAAA

how it feels not being able to play a game you’ve so desperately been wanting to play for years

I JUST WANNA PLAY THE SILENT HILL GAMES SO BAD PLEASE 😭😭😭

so i was watching bloodborne edits on tiktok when i saw this video where there were these beasts who were cowering away and i was like 😦💔

djura was right all along man :((

AND THEN I SAW IT FOR MYSELF WHEN I WAS PLAYING

i killed all of these beasts in old yharnam and there was only one left but he just cowered away from me

and to think i always killed any and all beasts i saw (for the most part) like damn bro, going mad during the hunt is real 😔

bro who was gonna tell that cookie run kingdom was actually a fire ass fucking game like?? the lore is incredible, the art/animation is INCREDIBLE like hello??? i heard about this game last year but was like “eh, it’s a cookie run game it’s probably so basic and blah” I WAS NEVER MORE WRONG IN MY LIFE

dude i absolutely hate fishing hamlet in bloodborne these shamans are the worst uGH

i don’t know what it is but i absolutely love finding talismans in elden ring and collecting them, it’s not even for any achievement i just think it’s so fun

it sparks so much ✨ joy ✨

i feel like a bird collecting shiny things just because

bro i’m finally fighting messmer now in elden ring but i don’t have it in me man 😭

i love him so much and like :(( he’s my cutie patootie you really want me to be pumped about killing my cutie patootie??

it was a mistake to watch resident evil damnation with my dad because leon at the end? like hELLO 😩💞💗

I WAS QUITE LITERALLY GIGGLING, KICKING MY FEET AND BLUSHING

felt like i was gonna implode from keeping my squeal in

LIKE??¿