1) Tomadachi for the switch being announced
2) The Crane Wives tour that I got tickets for
3) Hilson content on my dash (I’m not even that serious about House MD)
4) Seeing my friends :)
5) Will Wood and the Tapeworms Tour
6) Getting into my dream grad school with a partial scholarship
7) Visibly Queer Androgynous Baddie called me hot
Thank u that is all :)
Thinking about how every antidepressant I’ve been on has done one of three things:
1) Nothing
2) Worked
3) Made me shit my pants
Nothing makes me feel like more of a NERD than the fact that I skipped a class today.
And I didn’t do it to do something fun like bum cigarettes off old men or vandalize my local big-chain grocery store.
I did it to STUDY and catch up on HOMEWORK.
Middle school me would be disappointed. High school me would have his third eye opened by the actions I have done on this day
Things to say when you’re staring at your reflection number 396:
*wrinkles nose* shouldnt you be repressing that
would you let me into your room so i can sit awkwardly on the ground wearing an oversized t shirt and look at your posters like a squirrel searching for threats before proceeding to say nothing and stare at you until you speak to me. would you let me do this
There are two wolves inside of you
One wants to make a 75 slide PowerPoint and just read off it word for word for two hours
The other wants to make 3 slides with points not addressed in an unhinged, nonlinear 2 hour yap sesh
You are a tenure college professor
10000 years ago we were cats purring next to each other in a patch of sunlight. you dont remember but its fine
AAAAAAAAHHHHH
hey bex! i'm writing hilson for your birthday rn hehe, as for requests... i've been thinking about house in drag lately... how about wilson seeing house at a pride event for the first time? how will he react? happy writing!!! love ya! <3
hi spark!! oh my god i am crying happy tears that you are writing hilson for my birthday event! thank you so so much hehe!
oh gosh this was such a good request asifjdasdfa. oh god i just had so much fun writing this! i loved loved loved this request because they deserve to be free and open and honest with who they are!! let them be proud of being gay (/general)! thank you for sending me such a fantastic prompt! i hope you like the drabble! love ya too!! <3333
Me: *complaining about the loss of the muppets on a large scale*
Mom: *sends me a picture of a crochet hat that looks like a muppet*
Me: *starts crocheting puppets to fill a void in my heart*
john wick holding shadow the hedgehog like mary holding baby jesus