Me: *complaining About The Loss Of The Muppets On A Large Scale*

can we hang out this weekend i want to emasculate you

I haven’t kept up with the MCU since Moonknight and this is how I found out Bucky Barnes is a fucking senator or some shit I hate it here

i'm so glad i don't care about the mcu anymore because when i was 16 if bucky barnes became a politician it might've been the last straw in my miserable life

go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

I have a project that determines if I graduate with honors due in 3(?) days and it isn’t finished but my brain decided to hyper focus on writing self indulgent SVU fanfiction which is funny because I haven’t actually engaged in writing for weeks but yesterday I wrote 5k words about a ship I didn’t even ship until I had a prophetic dream about it

I will not admit what the ship is unless someone asks (it is mlm if that helps or hinders you)

This test called me autistic (correct) and touch starved (also correct) and I DONT LIKE IT

where’s that personality test where you pick from different colors and then it reads your emotional state for complete filth

Being an ugly girl with a crush feels like being a sex offender

Hey so like whoever put this ad on tumblr (which I’m pretty sure is not satire) is going to be skinned alive in 3-5 business days because what the Hell

This is a billion times worse than the Hyundai ad that keeps popping up on my feed that opens another tab in my safari every time I try to scroll past it

i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you. man to man i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you right now

Such a fuxkin mood bc I don’t know what the difference between enjoying an activity versus dreading it really is…the only way I can tell the difference is by whether or not I get a stomach ache

Wait wait WAIT

When y’all experience emotions- You are able to know how you are feeling based on an actual ‘feeling’?

It’s not just drawing from context clues?? because the way that I understood it was:

-I am doing an activity I enjoy, I am not experiencing any physical signs of distress, therefore I probably ‘feel’ happy-

But no? Emotional feelings are actual specific feelings? Separate from physicality?

“Identifiable through vibe alone” as my friend so eloquently describes it

YES YES YES THOSE TYPES ARE MY FAVORITE PRE CANON FICS

tell me ur fav hilson headcanons plsplspls i want to know. if you dont have any, invent some