Vegetables Aren’t Fucking Real. This Isn’t A Shitpost It’s Just They’re Not. It’s An Arbitrary

I can’t- WHAT IS THIS

Waiting to be picked up from therapy and so bored, pls send me asks

Want cock in my mouth

theyres no time for that we need to scrub the fucking floors

I’m reblogging just to read this I’m ngl

Fanfic Rec

Time travel story where the New Avengers (Thunderbolts) go back to 2012.

I LOVE THIS ONE. It's my fav at the moment and I look forward to every time they post. https://archiveofourown.org/works/65227192/chapters/167789554

Indigenous peoples of the great plains should've never told white people about tornadoes. "I don't know man that shit never happened before you showed up"

My fingies are so stiff:( my paws :(((((

Absolutely foul thing it is to be a dog who needs dental stuff because what do you MEAN my muzzle has METAL in it and it HURTS and I’m not allowed to take it out and it impedes my biting ability :(

Gimme my cigs (I don’t smoke cigarettes I smoke sage :p) (someone get me a blunt tho pls)

My gf is so tired of me

Oh nooo autism :c