I Love Being Silly And Existing.

Hey op they are SHARKS. The bottom one is SHARKS in a CUDDLE PUDDLE. I want you to know this because you look like you have autism or something. Please don’t kill me

YOU GOTTA LOVE IT WHEN FISH PILE UP TOGETHER. WHO'S WITH ME?

chat we found it. the holy grail Dick Grayson headcannons

~~Dick Grayson headcannons~~

•about 6’2-6’3 in height

•he’s shorter than Jason and Bruce

•adhd personified

•dyslexic

•the bluest freaking eyes ever

•his mother is Latina and his father is Romanian, so he speaks both Romanian and Spanish

•was raised to believe in God, never specified which religion, he was taught both Christianity and Catholicism

•sunshine boy

•the mother of every friend group

•he’s forever banned from the kitchen due to the pie incident (ask Alfred)

•can’t sit still for nothing

•this mf has no spine. He can bend any way and can do any sort of gymnastics

•more on the lean side than muscular

•he learned Arabic for Damian to make him feel more welcome

•wears his heart on his sleeve

•theater kid 100% he’s the most dramatic human ever

•loves animals

•absolutely terrified of spiders

•he screams then has someone else come kill it

•banned from drinking energy drinks/coffee bc the last thing he needs is to be more hyper

•the homework helper

•refers to anyone younger than him as a kid

•calls the others children

•dad jokes everywhere

•screams when he doesn’t win dress to impress

•gets noise complains all the time

•has been duct taped to the ceiling (*cough* Jason *cough*)

•Disney princess

•sings in the shower (more like screams)

•Damian’s new mother

•pop culture reference king

•loves Sabrina carpenter and Olivia Rodrigo

•dresses up for every holiday

•ABBA’s #1 fan

•forever hanging upside down from the chandelier (Alfred makes him dust while he’s up there)

•very expressive person

•strawberry cheesecake is his favorite desert

•makes friendship bracelets for the batfam (they don’t wear them but cherish them, don’t let dick know)

•titanic is his favorite movie, always cries during it

•everyone’s therapist

•the entire league can come to him with anything and he’ll be there with a box of tissues and chocolates

•stocks up on period supplies for the girls

•loves the Barbie movie

•wears pick bunny slippers around the manor

•snatched waist

•he’s a very pretty man

•indirectly cusses (ex: son of a biscuit, for shreks sake, you’re such a lint licker)

•always smiling

•looks like a cinnamon roll but can kill yoy but won’t because he’s too much of a cinnamon roll

•reads diary of a wimpy kid

•collects squish mellows

Lmk if I missed anything

everyone needs this I fear

metal hammer #393

I just wanna say.. Bob “Sentry” Reynolds and Joaquin Torres and Lt. Robert “Bob” Floyd and Lt. Mickey “Fanboy” Garcia. They’re the same dude I’m ngl. Okay not the exact same. But they’re awful similar. Kinda fucks ngl

“Bring back unethical gooning” oh I’m sorry between your gore addiction, your porn addiction, and your love for ai chatbots, I thought you understood what unethical meant

Well adhd comes from nomadic peoples so it would make sense that you’re only moving through a place that has x thing for about two months. Makes perfect sense to me

THIS IS SO REAL. FUCK IT IDC HOW HOT HE IS HES POLITICALLY CORRECT. GO LICK *HIS* BOOT, NOT COPS BOOTS. COME ONN NOW

I love (fucking hate) being transgender because yes I am trans. Yes queer. Tis I the tranny. I use she they pronouns yet I am still 100% no gender. I’m not boy not girl not anything I simply am. I’m the bit. I am the devil incarnate. I’m a dog and I’m messy running eyeliner in a bar bathroom with coke still on the counter. My gender is explained in aestheticized images of the idealized version of myself and my trauma. I wanna call myself two spirit but I’m not native enough for that. So I’m just lost :(

Not my usual post but please help my friend @sohagaza and their family who are unable to feed their children or clothe their baby. This family is from Gaza and they need your help. The goal is 100 dollars, anything helps. Reblogs and posting to other accounts also help spread the word!

https://chuffed.org/project/126686-help-muhammad-and-his-family-rebuild-their-lives

Chuffed

Help Muhammad and His Family Rebuild Their Lives

Hello! My name is Bethany-Grace, and I’m the founder of The Gaza Giving Tree, a grassroots mutual aid project dedicated to amplifying the vo

Yours is very short compared to most I’ve seen ur good bro

Sorry for editing my pinned post again. Let me know if it's annoyingly long