this summer...
everyone’s favorite psychic...
is coming to the big screen
*tik tok by ke$ha starts playing*
*an alarm starts blaring*
“mob! you gotta get up!” dimple, voiced by danny devito, yells at mob who is slowly getting up
mob, voiced by tom holland: *flicks dimple away* ugh i’m getting up!
ritsu, voiced by tara strong: we’ve got a big job today!
mob: falls back to sleep
two brothers will find themselves
mob: *spills milk on the ground* oh sugar honey ice tea
ritsu: mob!
and maybe love
mob: maybe today is the day i go out with tsubomi takane!
ritsu: i dunno man, out psychic powers kinda freak people out
*insert clip of mob accidentally dropping a grand piano from on top of a building with his psychic powers*
mob: ...mayybeee...
but before they do that
reigen, voiced by Adam Sandler, turning in his swivel chair: OI MOB WE GOT A JOB!
mob: is it another single woman near you?
reigen: YOU’RE GONNA BE A GHOST HUNTER!
mob: not again....
they have to take on a tough job!
random ghost: well maybe i just like haunting people!
mob: you possessed someone and made them eat several pounds of cheese
random ghost: so what!
tsubomi, voiced by scarlett johansson: hi mob! whose that you’re talking to!
mob: oh uh er uhhh
random ghost: oof, good luck man!
this summer is going to be
*montage of slap stick*
*reigen twerking*
teru voiced by james charles: awkward....
this summer is going to be...
*montage of dance party ending with mob and tsubomi wearing matching suits and sunglasses*
*shou doing midair backflips*
ritsu: POGGERS!
this summer is going to be!
*montage of every time they say mob in the movie*
MOB
MOB PSYCHO 100
Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve
This is Motaz azaiza's last story tonight.
Trapped in two small areas to die. Waiting to be killed - that is if you were fast or lucky enough to move to the south or the north. Israeli tanks are blocking the roads and they are everywhere in the middle of Gaza strip. It's like a sick game for them. I can't stop thinking about how we failed them, they're dying before our eyes. We're posting but not one video has stopped a bomb from exploding.
But despite all our grief and helplessness, we will not tire. We keep the pressure and we become their voices. We challenge zionists and pressure our governments until a ceasefire happens, demanding the trial of every IOF soldier and the Israeli government. End the occupation.
From the river to the sea 🇵🇸
💋
Ah now I know what they are gracias
Ten-in-bed
A Vietnamese-American man’s thoughts on Henry Kissinger, the vitality and life of ongoing Vietnamese culture despite his actions, and Palestine.
Here is a link to his art for Palestine, which he says is free to use.
Here is also a link to donate to the PCRF.
here. take it. it doesn't take more than two seconds to help.
This little girl doesn't know yet that her hand has been amputated, she says it's so painful and she doesn't have a way to relief the pain. Her injured father is at loss, he has no idea how to tell her.
We need to put an end to this, end the occupation. They think of it as some kind of a joke, a "humanitarian pause" how do you pause a genocide and expect the world to accept it? This is the biggest mockery of our history. The most recorded genocide, everybody is watching yet no one is putting an effort to end it.