rosestarkiller having nasty, nasty sex hmmmmmm
barty thrusting into regulus as evan fucks him from behind. evan smoking gillyweed while barty and reg take turns sucking his dick. regulus begging for both his boyfriends to please cum already but when they do they find other things in their dorm to put inside his boyhole. regulus choking evan while riding him just to get that smug grin off of his face.
but also: established rosekiller pining after regulus. barty whispering to evan as a sleeping regulus is tucked safely in his arms, "i want him. you want him. what's the fucking problem, rosie?"
"the problem is that he doesn't."
"the problem is that we don't know shit. we thought regulus didn't like cock, then i get a fucking handjob after he wins a match against gryffindor. thought the first time with reg was an accident, and then somehow, he keeps accidentally landing on your dick. i guess you accidentally make him cum all the time, too."
"the problem is that his brother suddenly wants him back. wants him with good people and away from us. that regulus is desperate enough to make that deal if it gets him his brother back. the problem is that he pretends this isn't important. the problem is that we make sense, but with regulus we. don't. i won't fall in love with a pipedream. i refuse to."
"you think you'll stop wanting him when the high wears off. you hate him for making you feel this way."
"you don't."
"love, it's always been you two. couldn't possibly think of hating either of you. you and i ruin each other perfectly, don't you think? but wouldn't we make the entire world weep is they saw all of us together?"
"you want a dream."
"maybe i do."
heart to heart, i summon thee anchor to anchor, return to me. bring back the one who holds my soul from the ashes, make him whole
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
Lol I'm on both literally Wincest then Destiel right after
I forgot how much larger the destiel bubble is than the wincest bubble. The Boys announcement had me excited about Jared and Jensen being back onscreen.
I forgot that most people do NOT care about Jared and most people are looking for #destiel moments. Which is fine. But not the side of this hellsite I’m in, that’s for sure lol
A rainbow compilation of my bg3 tattoo designs! Happy pride!
ahem did anyone think about middle aged tommy kinard with his glasses and greying temples, married to abby clark for two decades and some change, professor of aerospace engineering at this fancy grad school, being tested by this hotspur new kid in his class who gets welcomed by loud cheers of "buck!" anytime he enters a room, who gives everyone but especially tommy the wildest grins, and who simply does not take no for an answer?
if yall didn't, they fuck in tommy's office after hours, after months of buck teasing tommy to hell and back, and tommy trying to rein in all his advances with half-concealed threats. you're welcome.
Normal conversations to have on the plane
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Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (02.26.23)
(Previously)
Steve: I’m bisexual
Dustin: Yeah, I know. I have excellent gaydar so it’s super obvious to me
Steve: …Okay.
Dustin: Just because you like dudes now doesn’t mean you shouldn’t ask Robin out though.
Steve:
Steve: Excellent gaydar? That’s what you said, excellent?
Kaz: Dammit, Jesper! Jesper: What?! It wasn’t me! Kaz: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Nina! Nina: Not me either. Kaz: Oh...Then who set the house on fire? Matthias: *whistles*