I Didn't Fall In Love With A God, Gale. I Didn't Even Fall In Love With An Archmage.

Interview with the Vampire (2022 – ) Right in Front of My Salad? (2017)

isak’s birthday video | gutten som ikke klarte å holde pusten under vann

Bobby: What’s your blood type?

Buck: How would I know?

Eddie: How would you not!?

Buck: Who am I, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?

Bobby: You don’t know your own blood type, BUT YOU KNOW WHO DISCOVERED THEM?!

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rosestarkiller having nasty, nasty sex hmmmmmm

barty thrusting into regulus as evan fucks him from behind. evan smoking gillyweed while barty and reg take turns sucking his dick. regulus begging for both his boyfriends to please cum already but when they do they find other things in their dorm to put inside his boyhole. regulus choking evan while riding him just to get that smug grin off of his face.

but also: established rosekiller pining after regulus. barty whispering to evan as a sleeping regulus is tucked safely in his arms, "i want him. you want him. what's the fucking problem, rosie?"

"the problem is that he doesn't."

"the problem is that we don't know shit. we thought regulus didn't like cock, then i get a fucking handjob after he wins a match against gryffindor. thought the first time with reg was an accident, and then somehow, he keeps accidentally landing on your dick. i guess you accidentally make him cum all the time, too."

"the problem is that his brother suddenly wants him back. wants him with good people and away from us. that regulus is desperate enough to make that deal if it gets him his brother back. the problem is that he pretends this isn't important. the problem is that we make sense, but with regulus we. don't. i won't fall in love with a pipedream. i refuse to."

"you think you'll stop wanting him when the high wears off. you hate him for making you feel this way."

"you don't."

"love, it's always been you two. couldn't possibly think of hating either of you. you and i ruin each other perfectly, don't you think? but wouldn't we make the entire world weep is they saw all of us together?"

"you want a dream."

"maybe i do."

The Main six Baldur's Gate Companions

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Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe (2023)

4 /glimpse / 79 words

@jegulus-microfic

Regulus was so pathetic, standing behind the locker rooms after a quidditch match he didn’t play — just to catch a glimpse of James Potter.

He felt like he had been standing outside forever, crouched behind the building as every single player cleared out of the locker room except for James.

Regulus was about to give up, about to walk back to the castle himself, when a couple things happened at once. There was a sudden sound of water spraying from the showers, followed by the one sentence that had him finally running inside:

“You gonna join me, Black, or just keep standing out there?”

Wylan: Morning all, I had trouble sleeping last night

Wylan: I’ll be sassy throughout the day and simmering into the evening. Prepare for a possible tantrum around 3pm… and it will be your fault

Wylan: So lockdown the hatches, be ready and stay alert

silly lil guys! dont let go...