The Pokeball Glitched And I Just Slapped The Shit Out Of This Poor Gabite And I Can’t Stop Laughing

billy steve and hot spring 

 🔪🔪🔪 в вк не репостить🔪🔪🔪  

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Hand, Hearth, and Home

- Master Post -

Summary

Pairing(s): Astarion x Male Tav (Main); Past OC x Male Tav Rating: Explicit Length: 319K+ words; Chapters 62/?? [ONGOING]

In their respective, wary calculations, Astarion and Church know that they very well could be the death of each other. Years after losing his childhood friend and first love, Church reminds himself not to get too attached. Sabotaging those plans is Astarion, who just won’t leave him alone — all in the name of using the warlock as a means to an end, of course.

But when Church’s friend unexpectedly returns as a certain guardian in their dreams, it makes his already conflicted, burgeoning feelings far more complicated. And yet, as the trust between him and Astarion grows, Church learns to let go of the past that holds him back from embracing a brighter future — no matter how uncertain it may be here at the vampire spawn’s side.

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Wylan: Morning all, I had trouble sleeping last night

Wylan: I’ll be sassy throughout the day and simmering into the evening. Prepare for a possible tantrum around 3pm… and it will be your fault

Wylan: So lockdown the hatches, be ready and stay alert

Todo lo que fue de los dos son ecos de amor

(Everything left between you and me are echos of love)

This.

Thank you @jamdoughnutmagician and everyone who got me to 5 reblogs!