Merlin: So, how are we doing this?
Arthur: You come to our house for the weekend
Morgana: introduce yourself as my boyfriend
Gwen: then we all have dinner with Uther
Morgana: who will insist that you spend the nights in Arthur’s bedroom so you wouldn’t have a chance to do ‘naughty stuff’ with me
Arthur: not realising that you are actually my boyfriend and we can do ‘naughty stuff’
Merlin: that actually works?
Gwen: Oh, for sure. He thinks that I’m dating Arthur for two years now
Morgana: and always makes us girls share a room, not realising that we are actually together.
Merlin: That’s twisted on so many levels.
Arthur: So, what do you say?
Merlin: To go behind the back of a homophobe asshole and screw his son in his own house? Absolutely.
PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry
James: I'm definitely the one in charge in this relationship.
Regulus: Babe, stand up.
James: stands up
Regulus: Sit down.
James: sits down
Regulus: Look over here.
James: looks at him
Regulus: Hm, interesting.
The Main six Baldur's Gate Companions
Wylan: Morning all, I had trouble sleeping last night
Wylan: I’ll be sassy throughout the day and simmering into the evening. Prepare for a possible tantrum around 3pm… and it will be your fault
Wylan: So lockdown the hatches, be ready and stay alert
AYDAN CALAFIORE as Zeke & ZACH BLAMPIED as Hammer Invisible Boys 1x08 'Chapter Eight: Cake'
Please take good care of them!
a very rainy morning after 🌧️
early mornings in the buckley-diaz household
Not where you grew up. Not where you’ll be living soon. Where you’re living right now.
rosestarkiller having nasty, nasty sex hmmmmmm
barty thrusting into regulus as evan fucks him from behind. evan smoking gillyweed while barty and reg take turns sucking his dick. regulus begging for both his boyfriends to please cum already but when they do they find other things in their dorm to put inside his boyhole. regulus choking evan while riding him just to get that smug grin off of his face.
but also: established rosekiller pining after regulus. barty whispering to evan as a sleeping regulus is tucked safely in his arms, "i want him. you want him. what's the fucking problem, rosie?"
"the problem is that he doesn't."
"the problem is that we don't know shit. we thought regulus didn't like cock, then i get a fucking handjob after he wins a match against gryffindor. thought the first time with reg was an accident, and then somehow, he keeps accidentally landing on your dick. i guess you accidentally make him cum all the time, too."
"the problem is that his brother suddenly wants him back. wants him with good people and away from us. that regulus is desperate enough to make that deal if it gets him his brother back. the problem is that he pretends this isn't important. the problem is that we make sense, but with regulus we. don't. i won't fall in love with a pipedream. i refuse to."
"you think you'll stop wanting him when the high wears off. you hate him for making you feel this way."
"you don't."
"love, it's always been you two. couldn't possibly think of hating either of you. you and i ruin each other perfectly, don't you think? but wouldn't we make the entire world weep is they saw all of us together?"
"you want a dream."
"maybe i do."