I've Had Intense Period Pain All Day, So I Sat Down To Watch A Film I Hadn't Watched In Years.

I fucking crippled the bard.

I don't care if this is a fucking ground hog day situation, he gonna stay paralysed.

I am currently DMing a campaign for a school club, and I’ve made the villain a creepy ass cult (they haven’t figured it out, even though they were offered 200goldpieces each), and I decided to put Xenk the paladin in session one (and made he more queercoded), and THEY FUCKING FOUND HIM SUSPICIOUS!!! Bro, he’s just autistic and traumatised.

au where "chat noir" is adrien's drag queen persona and "ladybug" is marinette's online shop handle where she does commissions. ladybug makes chat noir's dresses and costumes and they chat a lot in DMs outside of that. they dont know each other's identities but ladybug often goes to see chat noir's performances and makes/hands out pride stuff for the club.

meanwhile adrienette are dating and performing cisheteronormativity so well that they have no clue that they are, in fact, both queer and entrenched in the community

how do i hit him with many many hammers [ lovingly ]

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(an ace safe space)

Watching Star Trek Os is just:

awwww babey!

OH SHIT THEY’RE VIOLATING THE GENEVA CONVETIONS AND TREASON.

Why am I developing a crush on Good hawkmoth?????

What fucked up kind of daddy issues do i have?????????¿¿¿¿

I CALLED OVER A YEAR AGO THAT BENOPHIE WOULD BE THE NEXT BRIDGERTON SEASON. I WAS SO RIGHT!

reactions to me telling people what I’m going to do in college

My Crush/best friend (at my school)- “Well everyone fucked in the brain wants help everyone else fucked in the brain”

My crazy friend bella- “Oh sweet! I wanna be a doctor too! sad it’ll take 9 years tho” *que a long discussion of how we’ll get into medical school, her for being an actual doctor, me a pyschologist/therapist*

My mum- “that’s gonna be hard if you don’t get your grades up”

My dad- “Hmm, so you want to blend in with the humans more eh?”

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I have discovered Hell on Earth

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