I Fucking Crippled The Bard.

I still can't believe that men wearing corsets exists.

Like. skinny men, big burly men, large men, men with so much muscle, men with no muscle, they all put on a corset and then BAM! Child bearing hips.

Hot as fuck

Au fucking revoir Mister Prince

Close enough. It was for some weird fetish

Calling it now, Ryan’s going to win something weird each episode this season, and it’s parts of the professor’s remains or some shit. Or something similar.

FIRE

Why do humans hate fire?????? Like seriously, fire is goddam beautiful. Sometimes you see people dancing in it, when your friends are moking smores or toasting something you can see the flame dance in their eyes, the laughter from the others in your group is magically aswell! And it’s even better when the flames are dancing so high, it looks like the souls of the dammed are trying to escape from their eternal torment, and you can see the light disapear in the people’s eyes that are melting right in front of you.

Truly magical

I actually drove a car for the first time at twelve, i was just as bad as Percy, but luckily i was in rural canada.

My toxic trait is believing that at twelve I could have driven better than Percy.

I see I see

GOOD AFTERNOON.

Good afternoon!

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I have discovered Hell on Earth

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Fellas is it gæ to staring loingly at your best friends (who you’ve had a crush on for years) titties? and just can’t stop so every photo of the two of you is just you staring at her titties???????????????????????

Love is...