I KEEP HEARING FOOTSTEPS EVERY COUPLE OF MINUTES AND I’M GETTING SCARED. IT’S LATE WHERE I AM AND

purposefully picked tumblr-like social media along with some really bit ones although nothing is really like this tbh

reactions to me telling people what I’m going to do in college

My Crush/best friend (at my school)- “Well everyone fucked in the brain wants help everyone else fucked in the brain”

My crazy friend bella- “Oh sweet! I wanna be a doctor too! sad it’ll take 9 years tho” *que a long discussion of how we’ll get into medical school, her for being an actual doctor, me a pyschologist/therapist*

My mum- “that’s gonna be hard if you don’t get your grades up”

My dad- “Hmm, so you want to blend in with the humans more eh?”

ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?

BECAUSE YOURE 10/10

Day 1: Harlivy ❤️💚

DOING SHIPUARY ON TUMBLR THIS YEAR YAYYY

Constantly thinking of that one panel redraw from White chicks, where Terry Crews wins the auction and lifts up the federal agent in a bridal carry, but someone made it into Dick x Slade.

OH MY GOD OH MY GO OOD SNACK BA R

HOW COULD YOU DISLIKE TOM AND MADDIE HOW COULD YOUUUU??

TOM IS SO COMMITTED TO THE DONUT LORD THING, THAT IS SONICS DAAAAD

THESE ARE HIS PARENTS SOMEONE SEDATE MEEEEEE

"do that in your own time" TO AGENT STONE WHILE HE WAS TIED UP HELLO????? WHAT MOVIE DID I JUST WATCH

So i’m just watching youtube, trying to chill out and whenever, when I get a Lego Movie 2 Ad for a video I was watching

do you see that timestamp at the bottom? Yeah, this is apparently 5 hours long.

And at first I was wondering, well is it the entire movie? No…this entire ad is for their newest “everything is awesome” type song. It is called “this song is gonna get stuck inside your head” and I am pretty goddamn sure it is going to repeat that one line over and over until my brain melts

So I am going to see if they really are playing it for 5 hours

Sora after seeing Nina Tucker in fullmetal alchemist:

Today feels like Nov 5 2020 all over again...