Imagine going on a walk on a really foggy day, enjoying the vaguely eerie, faint and distant aesthetic of it all, and the soft quiet of having no other people around. You're about to cross a familiar bridge when you suddenly feel lightheaded. It's nothing to worry about, just a weirdly wobbly feeling that means you should sit down. And probably get more iron in your diet. Either way, you need to get up and you need to cross this bridge to get home. But now being alone has put this weird fear in you - irrational or not - that if you walk over the bridge, you might get dizzy again and fall from it.
Weird and lonely problems require weird and lonely solutions. Since you're all alone here anyhow, you can act strange if you need to. So you get down on all fours - not on your hands and knees, but on the balls of your feet, like a dog. And like this, you start to slowly creep over the bridge. Nice and slow, happy about your solution that made it feel safe to cross and get home. You can be weird if you want to, nobody's judging here.
You're creeping at a comfortable speed, very slowly, but the bridge isn't that long. You can kind of make out the outlines of things on the other side through the mist. The end of the bridge, a familiar tree, a streetlamp, the silhouette of a bush and-
A person. A human figure. You freeze mid-step to stare. That is the most definitely the outline of a person, standing perfectly still. Staring right at you. You don't know how long this moment lingers, but eventually you can't hold your balance anymore and you have to step forward, placing your open palm back on the cold damp bridge. The figure turns, and takes off running. Bolting off in a very normal, startled way that anyone would when they're spooked.
It occurs to you that you only saw the vague outline of an unexpected person, an obscure figure standing in the fog. They, however, saw the vague outline of you, something perhaps vaguely human-shaped, but moving in a way that people simply do not, slowly, very slowly, creeping over a bridge.
Assuming that nobody would see you, you accidentally became someone's unexplained Silent Hill experience.
goofiest fucking end screen ever
Santa's stopped messing around.
the og story makes him sound like a giraffe
The OG Herobrine is just funny to me
#wonderous #dragonball
Buk
hey im new here... what the fuck is going on why is there so many buff furry men on my "for you" page oh god oh no... hold on i have a sudden urge to give my default pfp cat ears- Edit from the FUUUTUURE: Hwat the fuck wast i thinking creating this message?
literally just chainmail
End me now.
well this is the wrong regiment but i cannot be bothered to get the correct british sapper screenshotted atm
I CANT BELIEVE THAT I FORGOT TO POST THIS BUT HERES A THUMBNAIL I MADE 4 REGRETEVATOR
I don't know what these are but here ya go
Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking
I want to drink the blood of my enemies, but i also wanna just chill. I'm capable of neither so i screech like a dumpster rat :D
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