The Og Story Makes Him Sound Like A Giraffe

Jolly bomber.

fanart of some very good golf headacanons by @ MeursaultLCB on x

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I got the infamous tiktok. you probably could have guessed this, but my user is @cheese_eater62. (hopefully that doesn’t tag anyone) Ok bye

And i fuckin' love them for it.

The major reason Dante and Vergil's rivalry works better than almost any other take on the trope is because the games are totally self aware about how dumb and immature the whole trope is and they lean way the hell into it. Like yeah, there's real stakes, turmoil and emotional wounds between them that drive their eternal conflict but at the same time it's pretty obvious that the real reason they fight all the time is because they're both just the biggest goddamn children on the planet.

It really is just playground bickering elevated to apocalyptic proportions by sheer virtue of them both being demigods.

I mean yeah!

you’re a fucking poser if you preach enjoying the early 2000s internet aesthetic and then make fun of kids today for liking skibidi toilet. they used to make mario say a bad word in a ytp and we would laugh. we would fucking holler

mood

Dante deadass spent this entire episode brooding because Patty got mad at him </3

Sweetheart it’ll be ok if you apologize to her for the joke you made stop overthinking.

I hope people who eat bananas with the skin on have a moist day :^3

I hope black girls with depression have a good day today.

You Know What? if I needed to see this, the one guy apparently making erotic king boo fanfiction while following me needs to as well.

Good to know

Are you mortal?

Yeah.