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HERMES BECAUSE YES

Casual reminder Hermes WANTED to be the messenger of the gods and got the position approved by his pops if he promised not to lie anymore

When Zeus battled with Typhon, the monster stole his tendons. Our good ol’ stealy boi stole them back and plopped them back in his daddies body

After the 50 Danaides murdered their husbands, Zeus ordered they be purified of the murders. Team Hermes and Athena purified those gals

When Io, one of Zeus’ millions of lovers got changed into a heifer and Hera sent one-eyed monster guy Argus to watch her, Zeus had Hermes kill Argus! He helped Io escape

Ixion, king of Thessaly, was on Zeus’ good side until he tried to fuck his wife, in which he had Hermes chain that guy up to a ETERNALLY REVOLVING WHEEL OF FIRE

When Ares got captured by Otus and Ephialtes and was prisoner in a bronze JAR, Hermes eventually had to go save his stepbrother’s ass

Calypso claimed Odysseus as her hunka hunka burnin love and kept him with her on an island for YEARS. Odysseus wanted to go home and Zeus sent Hermes to tell that girl she’s cray and convince her to let Odysseus leave

Aphrodite, Hera, and Athena all claimed to be the most beautiful bitch. Zeus told Hermes to get those ladies over to Trojan prince Paris because they wanted him to settle their cat fight

Zeus wanted to test mankind so he and his speedster son went to Earth fathersonbonding wandering it as travelers. No one helped their asses except a couple by the names of Baucis and Philemon. They were rewarded for their kindness

Hermes took care of his bby stepbro Dio because daddy Zeus was worried bout his wife’s anger. Zeus TRUSTED Herm with babey boi Dsus!!!!!!

Hermes escorted Persephone back from her date with daddy darkness

Hermes is said to remove stones from the roads to help travelers! then those stones ended up becoming piled around pillars by roads to honor him and later the shrines became more elaborate and dick-like, because Hermes is also fertility god

Hermes is jock boi, inventing boxing, wrestling, and gymnastics. Games held in his honor at Pheneus! Gyms were built in his name, and they and the athletes of Greece were protected by him

He worked with the fates to make the freakin Greek alphabet, I mean c’mon

He also invented astronomy, weights and measures, the musical scale, numbers, this bastard never stopped

AND HE GUIDES THEM SHADY DEAD TO THE UNDERWORLD

When Eurydice almost got out of the Underworld, Hermes said “uH-uh Honey!” and brought that bitch back

He’s ALSO the god of eloquence and speech, crops, mining, buried treasure, prudence, cunning, sleep, fraud, perjury, theft,,

Herm has a resemblance to his stepbro Apollo

He’s in more classical myths than any other deity and honestly, are you surprised?

He’s a good guy, a bad guy, a helper, a troublemaker, a messenger, a lover,,

He could get you out of your fix or play you a trick

Hermes has stolen stepbro Apollo’s cattle and bow and arrows, unky Poseidon’s trident, daddy Zeus’ scepter, stepsis Aphrodite’s girdle, some of stepbro Hephaestus’ tools,,

He use that boyish charm to stay in the goods with everybody tho, that why he popular, erryone like him immortal o not

Is the epitome of ‘being childish DOESNT excuse your responsibilities’ ; does his job but has fun

You know,in the Lost Hero Medea told Jason to never broke gold gears

But Jason broke his lance,while fighting Enceladus

What if this came as a curse?

And that would be the reason he died

Ever more because the prophecy said "to storm or fire the world must fall" ,so basically one of them had to die,even with the Physician's cure

:(

Y'ALL IT'S WHITE BREAD'S BIRTHDAY TODAY

Apollo: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.

Apollo: and then I started thinking

Apollo: like it was just trying to get food

Apollo: what if i went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck

Apollo: how would I feel?

Artemis:

Artemis: Apollo, do you need to talk?

Coach Hegde: New rule: No animals in the house

Leo: wow, you’re really gonna throw Frank out like that?

Frank: *whacks leo on the head*

the way rr has the very special capability to create a plothole within a span of two pages...but the implications are kind of funny. it’s said that percy had gotten annabeth her red coral pendant from his father’s palace after they’d started dating. percy also says he hasn’t seen poseidon since the end of the titan war at chb. which would mean percy really went all the way to his father’s underwater palace to steal some of his coral and then sped outta there without even saying hi💀. flex tape can’t fix that.

thisworldthesedays.com

Disney's Percy Jackson To Cast Lerman As Poseidon

Los Angles, CA, June 15, 2021: Last year, Rick Riordan Author of Percy Jackson And the Olympians, announced the adaptation of the PJO series

HOLY SHIT GUYS SKSKSKS. THEY HEARD OUR PRAYERS.

here's the link if the first one doesn't works.

The reason why Percabeth works so beautifully is because they give each other exactly what they need. Annabeth Chase, who’s riddled with trust and abandonment issues because everyone who was supposed to love and protect her constantly betrayed her, fell for Percy. A boy with loyalty as a fatal flaw. Someone who will choose her over and over again. And Percy, who was constantly being cast out from place to place and was always the second choice, fell for Annabeth. A girl who just wants stability, something permanent. Someone who has him as her first priority

Artemis: If spiders were the size of cats, would they be less scary or more scary?

Artemis: Because, on one hand, they wouldn’t get into your house easily. But on the other hand, once they’re in there, ohhhhh boy. Oh boy.

Athena: *faints*

RIP