You'll Be Vibing, In A Good Place Mentally And Then A Friend Will Do Or Say Something And Then Suddenly

dan and phil are proof that if you are pure of heart and genuinely love lesbians you can literally beat jesus

big day for shoot from the hip fans

the temptation to do this despite class literally being canceled bcs of the cold is too great

maybe if you bundled yourself up and went for a walk out in the cold then came back inside with rosy cheeks and cool skin and warmed yourself up with a nice warm cup of herbal tea with honey maybe then you'd calm down

I don't want to "go on dating apps" or "play the feild" I want to do what my hero dan howell did and have the first and only person I date be my soul mate, only date that one person for the rest of my life, and then proceed to make it everyone else's problem is that to much to ask?

bold of you to post this a wall away from me. I will make you go to bed don't test me

god why do finals suck ass. essay after essay after timed exam essay after essay after exam. in four days. dont be a history major kids, it isnt worth it /j

when will my gay dads return from the war

everyday i wake up expecting wdapteo in my notifs and everyday im HUMILIATED

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

how'd these guys keep getting into my bedroom?

oh boy it sure is a mighty fine day to be sellin’ a whole truck-load of gas-o-line

what can i say, i was charmed by the lovely drawings and giant tardigrades

the WondLa trilogy by Tony DiTerlizzi is absolutely my autism hyperfixation and if everyone does not read it right now i’m going to freak out

yall I got fire web creation and disease inducement. I am a god of destruction.

You've been randomly selected by the government to fight space aliens. Spin this wheel twice to see the two weird/niche superpowers assigned to you!

Interpret your results any way you like!

Inspiration from @miggylol