I Promised To Get You More Bands For Your Birthday! But I'm Very Excited For My Next Niche Meme Bracelet

You've really got to be an experienced improvisor to feel no shame or hesitation to imitate a nymph sex scene in front of your closest friends and hundreds of strangers

youve heard of the 'shopping cart theory' now get ready for the 'laundry mat dryer theory' because there is no reason why dryers should be finished for 40 minutes and you still havent picked up youre damn clothes. 5-10 minutes is acceptable but 40! my clothes are already moldy

how'd these guys keep getting into my bedroom?

oh boy it sure is a mighty fine day to be sellin’ a whole truck-load of gas-o-line

I feel like the world would be a better place if everyone was just, like, 20% more scared of driving/cars in general

idk. too many people drive like they don’t realize (or care) that they could die and/or kill someone. as a result of the way they are driving. sorry if i sound lame or ancient i just feel insane witnessing the lack of concern on a regular basis. The vehicle you are in is thousands of pounds going many miles an hour. do you know this

hey yall check out this screengrab I got from accidentally pausing today's scene flurry

dan and phil are proof that if you are pure of heart and genuinely love lesbians you can literally beat jesus

finally after absorbing Tumblr posts on pintrest for 8 years i've caved and made a blog. absolutely nothing can go wrong with this decision.

in the words of a very wise person "why would i bother reading something that you couldn't bother to write"

'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do

what a time to be alive

The phandom returning to its roots of being a particularly loud and obnoxious fandom except now we're doing it with the explicit approval and enabling from dnp themselves, what a special time we live in

bold of you to post this a wall away from me. I will make you go to bed don't test me

god why do finals suck ass. essay after essay after timed exam essay after essay after exam. in four days. dont be a history major kids, it isnt worth it /j