Happy And Meanie

Binghe is so normal about his husband, no matter what

I love aus where sqq starts raising monsters because he's a huge nerd so much. I think it would be super funny also if as a consequence of this lbh started developing insecurities that no one else would ever have

Sqq: ahh binghe look!! The human-faced python caterpillars have begun to molt on the corpse pile they made!! So cool! :D

Lbh thinking angrily: if I was a human-faced python caterpillar I would molt twice as good on a corpse pile twice as big as this just for shizun

Normalize more enemies to.... still enemies plot lines.

I mean I love a good enemies to lovers just as much as the next person but it's so much more realistic to me if sometimes the feelings don't change. Sometimes the the bad things ARE inexcusable, and just because someone has a sad backstory doesn't mean a character has to start liking them.

If I had a nickel for everytime there was a neurodivergent, childish, genius character that pretended to have superpowers to solve cases that the police were not able to I would have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

wait a second...this is just like one of my chinese danmeis

Happy, free, and most importantly, using the Oxford comma with reckless abandon.

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It’s my personal belief that Cassandra Cain is autistic

so my siblings look like twins (they are not) and once again my bullshit brain was like hmmmm batfam. So here. Have some Cass and Tim twin content. Featuring my siblings’ and I’s answers to:

”are you twins?”

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Tim: we used to be.

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Cass: Legally? No. Biologically? No. Genetically? Also no.

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Tim: you can see her too?

Cass: *fucking disappears*

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Tim: we are, but we were separated at birth so she’s older now.

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Cass: That’s a long story. So here it is! It all started in the summer of 1783…..

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Tim: well, not until after the accident.

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Cass: After the witch got us, no.

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Tim: She’s actually a failed clone experiment. Or was that me? -

Cass: he’s actually adopted but we are biological twins.

- Tim: yes but we have separate fathers. - Cass: *Ditto from Pokémon sounds* - Tim: Well you see I was an only child for 15 years but around 1444 I was standing in the swamp, covered in frogs, but these frogs had human eyes. They also had human feet but that’s not relevant to the story— that’s when the biggest, Jeramiah, started to speak… - Cass: father actually summoned us from hell so we’re not related in any way except that we both possessed the same body for a while until Tim got a separate one. - Tim: I had one but she died five years ago this very day. She died in a tragic bathroom accident. Fell in the toilet.

DBH x SVSSS

Shen jiu as a service/house android (Kara), who has no real strong feelings towards the kid he is responsible for (Shen Yuan/ Alice) until he sees how his father treats him and starts to feel something (rage) for the first time

Shen jiu who sees this kid as a spoiled brat who refuses to let go of his morals and do anything perceived as 'wrong' even when his own life is in danger

Shen jiu who cannot abandon him anyway

Shen jiu who learns how to feel and love and hate from the kid who he sees too much of himself in

Anyway this idea was taking over my mind so I drew something for it :3

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