Wait A Second...this Is Just Like One Of My Chinese Danmeis

that thing where you're attracted to someone not in a platonic or romantic or sexual way, but in an 'i want to read about their exploits' kind of way

the philosophers of our time are on tumblr dot com

It’s my personal belief that Cassandra Cain is autistic

Y’all I know if Psych was going on today Gus would drag Shawn to an event by distracting him with baby sensory videos. Liked they’d go to get their taxes done or smt, Shawn would start to complain and Gus would shove his phone into Shawn’s hands with those little funky fruits dancing on it and he'd be zoned in like THAT

hate J K Rowling button. love asexuals button.

so my siblings look like twins (they are not) and once again my bullshit brain was like hmmmm batfam. So here. Have some Cass and Tim twin content. Featuring my siblings’ and I’s answers to:

”are you twins?”

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Tim: we used to be.

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Cass: Legally? No. Biologically? No. Genetically? Also no.

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Tim: you can see her too?

Cass: *fucking disappears*

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Tim: we are, but we were separated at birth so she’s older now.

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Cass: That’s a long story. So here it is! It all started in the summer of 1783…..

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Tim: well, not until after the accident.

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Cass: After the witch got us, no.

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Tim: She’s actually a failed clone experiment. Or was that me? -

Cass: he’s actually adopted but we are biological twins.

- Tim: yes but we have separate fathers. - Cass: *Ditto from Pokémon sounds* - Tim: Well you see I was an only child for 15 years but around 1444 I was standing in the swamp, covered in frogs, but these frogs had human eyes. They also had human feet but that’s not relevant to the story— that’s when the biggest, Jeramiah, started to speak… - Cass: father actually summoned us from hell so we’re not related in any way except that we both possessed the same body for a while until Tim got a separate one. - Tim: I had one but she died five years ago this very day. She died in a tragic bathroom accident. Fell in the toilet.

GET THEM OFF MY HEAD GET THEM OFF MY HEAD GET THEM OFF MY HEA-

reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

fucking gotem lmao