Shen Jiu Would Meet Shen Yuan, Think "wait Why Don't I Hate Him?", And Immediately Clock Shen Yuan As

Binghe is so normal about his husband, no matter what

If I had a nickel for everytime there was a neurodivergent, childish, genius character that pretended to have superpowers to solve cases that the police were not able to I would have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

Prompt for DC & LCF/TCF

KRS found an old abandoned church and decided to live there until he had enough money for even the worst apartment.

He often walks the streets and somehow, in a way that is not clear to him, KRS began to help people who ask him for help. Help with homework, fixing a bike, fixing a bicycle, beating up a rapist, etc.

People start coming to him in old abandoned church for help.

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Batman is convinced that the old abandoned church is a base for occultists and their false god.

Where goes Batman there's comes Batfamily (and adjacent)

hate J K Rowling button. love asexuals button.

sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.

so my siblings look like twins (they are not) and once again my bullshit brain was like hmmmm batfam. So here. Have some Cass and Tim twin content. Featuring my siblings’ and I’s answers to:

”are you twins?”

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Tim: we used to be.

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Cass: Legally? No. Biologically? No. Genetically? Also no.

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Tim: you can see her too?

Cass: *fucking disappears*

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Tim: we are, but we were separated at birth so she’s older now.

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Cass: That’s a long story. So here it is! It all started in the summer of 1783…..

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Tim: well, not until after the accident.

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Cass: After the witch got us, no.

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Tim: She’s actually a failed clone experiment. Or was that me? -

Cass: he’s actually adopted but we are biological twins.

- Tim: yes but we have separate fathers. - Cass: *Ditto from Pokémon sounds* - Tim: Well you see I was an only child for 15 years but around 1444 I was standing in the swamp, covered in frogs, but these frogs had human eyes. They also had human feet but that’s not relevant to the story— that’s when the biggest, Jeramiah, started to speak… - Cass: father actually summoned us from hell so we’re not related in any way except that we both possessed the same body for a while until Tim got a separate one. - Tim: I had one but she died five years ago this very day. She died in a tragic bathroom accident. Fell in the toilet.

psych as textposts (and disco elysium dialog) i already had saved to my phone (part trois)

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They are driving me up a wall at high speeds

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Happy, free, and most importantly, using the Oxford comma with reckless abandon.

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Normalize more enemies to.... still enemies plot lines.

I mean I love a good enemies to lovers just as much as the next person but it's so much more realistic to me if sometimes the feelings don't change. Sometimes the the bad things ARE inexcusable, and just because someone has a sad backstory doesn't mean a character has to start liking them.