Sickens Me To My Stomach. How Dare This Guy Get To Live My Dream.

Y’all I know if Psych was going on today Gus would drag Shawn to an event by distracting him with baby sensory videos. Liked they’d go to get their taxes done or smt, Shawn would start to complain and Gus would shove his phone into Shawn’s hands with those little funky fruits dancing on it and he'd be zoned in like THAT

making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”

Happy, free, and most importantly, using the Oxford comma with reckless abandon.

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fucking gotem lmao

psych as textposts (and disco elysium dialog) i already had saved to my phone (part trois)

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that thing where you're attracted to someone not in a platonic or romantic or sexual way, but in an 'i want to read about their exploits' kind of way

My favorite smart Shawn moment that I haven’t seen anyone talk about was in the alien episode in S5e3. It was during the part where everyone in the station was laughing at Shawn for believing in aliens and thinking he’s an idiot, and Henry, Lassie and Juliet were telling him that he was making a fool of himself or whatever when Shawn turned the desk fan on and spilled papers all over the place, and he kept trying to pick them up but they just kept going everywhere and they told him to leave.

And I remember when I first watched that scene feeling a huge wave of second-hand embarrassment for Shawn until he walked away with Gus only to reach inside his jacket and pull out really important papers for the case that they didn’t want him to have.

HE DID THAT ON PURPOSE‼️ I fucking love it when he uses the way everyone views him to his advantage. Makes me go absolutely feral.