I Hate That SEPTember OCTOber NOVember And DECember Aren’t The 7th, 8th, 9th, And 10th Months.

think ill take the yearning title today, guys. you can all kick your feet up and relax. ill get the tab tonight

Dazai: *sizes up chuuya* hmm I think I could take you

Chuuya: *confused* I beat you every time we fight. What are you talking about

Dazai: oh yeah I know that

Chuuya: *even more confused* then what are you talking about

Dazai: :3

Chuuya: Dazai… you’re talking about a fight… right?

Dazai: :3

no.. la polizia noo...

Some study work

Dazai is a fourth dimensional being confirmed? 🤨

frantic fanfic pt 2

..... him .....

Once upon a time in a very VERY distant multiverse, Luka and his very alive wife Hyuna got to visit a theme park called Phoenix Wonderland. "Wow Hyuna my lovely alive wife, thank you for using your seven figure salary to pay for this awesome date!" "Of course, my beautiful alive husband. Hey, look over there! There's a troupe performing!" As they approached the humble stage, a purple haired perform

..... me .....

er stretched his arms above his head in celebration before lifting the microphone to his lips. He screeched, and the audience went wild.

See, the performers were well known, a group referred to as Wonderlands X Showtime. While the ringleader and circusmaster of their troupe was a man with or*nge hair called Tsukasa, the most well-known and "simped" over member was the one currently occupying the stage. Rui Kamishiro.

Luka looked back at Hyuna, his beautiful and very much alive wife, and started to cry. Tears rolling down his pink and fresh and ALIVE cheeks, he gasped out, "I'm sorry, my sweet beautiful lovely alive wife, I'm leaving you…!"

Luka ran up the stairs leading to the stage without looking back, into Rui's waiting arms. "My love, beautiful, never possibly dying Rui Kamishiro… Marry me!" He cried out, dropping to one knee and holding up a ring made from the tears of Till and Ivan.

"This is the ring known the Amulet of Doomed Yaoi, please, wear it!"

..... him again .....

Rui Kamishiro, flabbergasted, simply blurted out; "No… but sir, I… I'm a minor!" He then proceeded to die on the spot. Hyuna, her jaw practically on the floor, quickly composed herself. "My twink husband, Luka…" Luka, traumatized; "My lovely alive wife…" "Its okay, Luka. I always knew you were gay. Take the Amulet of Doomed Yaoi and find your true love!" "Oh, Hyuna, thank you! I'd knew you'd understand!" "EVERYBODY GET DOWN!" The security officer, who had just arrived on the scene, yelled right before arresting Luka on the spot.

Many days later, in the courthouse;

''fractured'

<3

@itsnotevenreallyfunny

and this is why were platonic skk

i think chuuya would really like the offsping tbh (and crazy taxi)

boingus sproingus

boingus sproingus