DIVA DOWN🚨🚨‼️
soulmates 🗣️ (sketch under the cut
Yosano: Kouyou my love I have a hilarious idea.
Kouyou: I love you but I’m concerned.
*at an ADA + PM meeting*
Yosano: *plays grindr sound on phone*
Dazai: *laughing* chuuya you got a notification~
Chuuya: you bastard I haven’t had Grindr in years
Atsushi: *looks confused*
Akutagawa: *blushes*
Mori: *tries to subtly look at his phone*
Fukuzawa: Yosano you need to stop doing this
Yosano and Kouyou: *laughing hysterically*
Part 9 ~ Part 8 ~ Part 7 ~ Part 6 ~ Part 5 ~ Part 4 ~ Part 3 ~ Part 2 ~ Part 1
Mori: alright the time has come for the deal to be settled
Fukuzawa: you should think very carefully about your decision, Mori
Mori: oh I have. I am taking…
*Dazai and Ranpo stand in front of Yosano*
*Kunikida stands in front of Kyouka and Kenji*
Mori: *grabs Fukazawa* haha im taking him. Bye bye everyone!
*Atsushi turns into the Tiger*
gakuen: my ordinary life part 4
moving on
Chuuya’s so funny because he literally shows up to do the bare minimum (unless Dazai is involved).
Like mfkr, you’re the strongest person in the world, what do you mean “oh no! he sliced through the helicopter blades! What are we going to do?!”
Your power is near limitless. Take your pick of defensive techniques. Throw him to space. Grind him to dust. Carry the helicopter away???
Why are you making people jump out of planes and sacrifice their lives when you can juggle the opps until their brains are mush?
He’s like “Mori said let them on the helicopter. I did my part.”
“Oh no; that kid and that guy from that place that Dazai occasionally volunteers at are strapped to bombs?” … “Well it’s my day off so more power to them.” ✌🏼
The absolute bare minimum. He’s so funny.
Dazai is a fourth dimensional being confirmed? 🤨
do you want the world to explode, chuuya? :( i dont think so