Who Will Be Swapped To The PM

so cool we duped

FORE!(skin)

@itsnotevenreallyfunny ok tbh neither of us is all one of them but in my head it goes somewhat like this:

you: *drops hand sanitizer bottle on foot* OW FUCKING FUCKITY FLYING FUCKS you BITCHASS motherfucking SON OF A BITCH your mother never LOVED you would be better off if you just DIED IN A DITCH SOMEWHERE (also ref 100 points if you get it)

me, ranting about dostoevsky probably: *slams face-first into a chalkboard* ✨whoopsies✨ WhEn DiD tHaT gEt ThErE~

guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes

how do i block tags- like [irl bestie] ily but i am NOT HAPPY about my literature / photography / fandom content being interspersed with POLITICAL STATEMENTS AND HARRY POTTER let me enjoy my dead gay authors in peace

hihi!! - me around elementary school / me now (high school)

starting a picrew tag game bc why not, let's see how far this goes

create yourself as a child then yourself now using this picrew :)

@percyweasleyapologist @garden-of-runar @mairon-goth-minion @printershorts @elisedonut @sarkylittlemonster @beanthebugboi @art-isnt-arting @guess1mjustheren0w @callmesel @lirenthenonlyrist @postsbycass @winn-wynn @n1cc0l0-f13rr0 + whoever else wants to join :)

I CAN'T BREATHE

AND

NOBODY SEES IT

Chuuya’s so funny because he literally shows up to do the bare minimum (unless Dazai is involved).

Like mfkr, you’re the strongest person in the world, what do you mean “oh no! he sliced through the helicopter blades! What are we going to do?!”

Your power is near limitless. Take your pick of defensive techniques. Throw him to space. Grind him to dust. Carry the helicopter away???

Why are you making people jump out of planes and sacrifice their lives when you can juggle the opps until their brains are mush?

He’s like “Mori said let them on the helicopter. I did my part.”

“Oh no; that kid and that guy from that place that Dazai occasionally volunteers at are strapped to bombs?” … “Well it’s my day off so more power to them.” ✌🏼

The absolute bare minimum. He’s so funny.

touch starved

@itsnotevenreallyfunny

twas with atticus and his dad the other day and i was abt to buy this and then atticus's dad was like. uh- write it yourself dumbass

so i might...