Gaz Who Stops Mid-thrust And Refuses To Fuck You Silly Until You Look At Him, And No Matter What You

Imagine you and Bucky going for a meal and he rests his hand on your thigh but a bit too high 🥵

okay but the fic I read used the idea of bucky fucking you with his metal arm nd whatever and like

That sounds really hot

heart - shaped scallion found In pho . reblog for good luck & yummy soup 500000 forwver

Don't Interact With This Person

This person

Is:

Stealing art from people (The original artist here is Bluegiragi)

Promoting an NSFW site. Don't click the link

Just wanted to let everyone know since it's flooding some Ghoap tags

Have a nice day (except the bot)

The one thing I've noticed when I've told people I'm Autistic is when I talk to someone about something interesting and they are bored they go "I know you're Autistic and I get it. It's your special interest"

Actually no it's not. I just happen to know a lot about certain subjects

He is literally my son, I carried him to term

When did fanfiction reviews get so critical? I remember 2014 when you could write 1,000 words in text speak and people would go, “omg ur soooo talented!!!!” But now you put your fully developed shit out and peeps go, “um excuse me, but your concept hasn’t been explored deeply enough.”

I’M SORRY WHAT

HIS BOYFRIEND CAME DRESSED AS SOAP!!!!

Bro I'm at a houseparty high (I tried edibles for the first time) and there's someone dressed up at Ghost 🫠

He literally went from "I'll bring your daughter home by 10" to "Your daughter calls me daddy too"

Fuck Shadow and Bone for making me simp over Ben Barnes again after forgetting about him for like 6 years

Imagine you’re invited to a party. By the time you arrive, you realize you’re the only human at the party. Sure there are some people there who look close to human, but they’re just monsters who look dangerously close to pure humans.

Eventually you get roped into a game of Spin the Bottle. Sitting in a circle among so many monsters, many of whom are much bigger than you.

The game goes on for much longer than you thought it would (maybe 2 hours or so) but you’ve been kissed by every monster sitting in the circle. Some of your fellow party-goers being more than a little jealous of the lucky bastards who managed to kiss you more than once.

But none of them stopped at a simple little peck on the lips, no. They went for it. French kissing you so hard, so deep, so passionately… that you thought you’d need an Exorcism to get them off of you.

After the game ended, you decided to mill around the party a little longer. Being approached by the monsters who played Spin the Bottle with you, and even a few who merely watched. All of them doing their absolute best to seduce you further, but settling for giving you their number. Typically being a little cheeky by tucking the scrap of paper around your waistline, or down the front of your shirt.

By the time you get home, you realize how much telephone confetti you’ve accumulated.