"Why Are You Always Hanging Around Them?" *scowl* "Are You In Love With Them?"

The hero and villain fighting and the villians keeps using more and more power pushing the hero farther and farther back as they laugh at the hero trying to fight back and taunt and tease them, the hero biting back their responses. They use a blast a bit too strong and hero is thrown from their spot, the villain laughs and then stops when the hero doesn't reply. Tentatively saying hero and holding their breath waiting for a response, the panic finally settles as it doesn't come. Rushing to the hero's side to find them seriously hurt. Hurriedly taking them to be treated and the villian being overcome with guilt because they've been so disconnected with humanity for so long that they didn't even consider the possibility of the hero being hurt. They didn't want that.

(but I do. Can I have more of that)

Here me out this dynamic

Femme fatale flirty villain X brooding stoic supervillain

Idk kinda Selina Kyle X Bruce Wayne vibes but anyway,

I would like it if you wrote something based on it.

Thank you, your local anon with daddy issues.

Ahhh! That's so interesting! Here we go

....

Villain laughed, daintily throwing their head back to barr their throat. "And here I thought you had no sence of humour" they said.

A muscle clenched in supervillain's jaw. And villain smirked up at them when they noticed.

Smirking up wasn't quite the right word, with the added height from their shoes they were nearly the same height. But they were reclining lazily in their chair, while supervillain sat taut. And they had their head turned precisely so they'd look small.

Talking big talk the way did while looking small meant daring. That was good. Making their power clear would just look like arrogance, and that wouldn't work well with the supervillain, they supposed.

"I mean, even if you weren't interested in the diamonds themselves. They're the pride of most upper class families sitting together in one room. Wouldn't their humiliation itself be prize enough. Without the aggravating amount of money they'd be willing to waste to win them back." Villain grinned liked they thought they had already won. Resting their chin on their clasped fingers, they gestured for a waiter to top up their glass of red wine.

From the look on supervillain's face, it was clearly far from over. They kept their face oblivious.

The waiter was nearly trembling. They went farther. "And even your arrogant self has to know I'm the best person for this job, I can even do it myself. I just need your name to make it all the more grand."

That was not quite true. It wasn't just about a single crime. They needed to shift their image from a simple breaking and entering crook, they needed that fear attached to their name. You need that to make an impact.

They felt the need to hire a PR team.

People assumed herohood worked like fame, their adoring fans pushing for anything they advocated for. But villainhood worked quite similarly, it just cashes in fear in place of adoration, and it also appealed to the authorities quite more directly.

The Supervillain smiled at that, regaining their composure at that. They picked up their napkin from their lap to fold it on the table, "You may be now, but what makes you think that I can't find someone better by the exhibition. Someone less demanding maybe."

Vilain almost snorted. Of course you can't they were about to say before they realised how pathetic it sounded. They were losing supervillain's intrested.

"Maybe you can, but not possibly make them as experienced as me in two months." They shrugged airily.

The supervillain stood near their seat with their hand resting near villains glass. They raised their eyebrows, the picture of you need to impress me.

Don't fumble.

"And demanding is a strong word to use when I'm practically doing all the work, and I've even agreed to settle for less than half the profit. " They said, acting amused when they felt anything but.

They had agreed to half the last estimated price, excluding the bribes supervillain would get. The unfairness of it all bothered them more than the money itself.

They were pulling of the robbery practically all by themselves!!

"And in exchange you're asking me to give the public a very obvious link between us. Not just officers, or heroes or the other Villains. But the public."

Part 1

Kind of in a slump, I'll have the rest out tomorrow hopefully hope you liked it. Asks are open btw it really helped me write after a long time. Pls follow

I hate archetypes but I simp so hard for characters who absolutely are archetypes but like multiple opposite ones stuffed together like my characters include-

A hopeless romantic princess with a minor addiction to pink that you would literally never see without multiple swords at her waist and no one bats an eye at it.

A gruff mean political/ war tactician princess who can absolutely sucks at swordplay (she says it's cause of her power, only partially true) literally feel everyone pain/sadness and a little obsessed with saving everyone (and totally oblivious that literally bring kind to them would do that)

An exiled princess who loves reading and traveling is literally one of the best people who also does dark magic and and casually tries to wake a literal wmd beast

Feel free to use. Please follow/reblog

What's your headcanon of how your enemies to lovers ship react to their child asking them how they met?

Would they share a 'and I oop' look and just tell them, "We met at a, uh, a coffee shop honey." "Yup, that's all, the rest is history."

Or would they passively aggressively try to one up each other, rapidly spinning out of control. "We were friends for a really long time—"

"Until they disappeared for years without any contact and only turned up as the leader of our enemies—"

"And so they tried to kill me a couple of hundred times, as you do."

"You did that too!!" "Not nearly as much as you" " Did too!!" "Did not!!"

Or would they just raise chaos children who already know everything and run around in their old costumes and are choosing weather they'll be a hero or villain.

Or would they just sit them down when they're old enough to have the talk but it's just how most of their adopted aunts and uncles and other people that come over for every Sunday barbecue including their parents were criminals/ war criminals.

Pls help me reach 200 follows

My basic bitch trait is I'll always flip a table for the painfully cliche enemies to lovers trope of calling the other sweetheart or love or darling or shit derogatory at the start and both getting used to it and it slowly becoming affectionate.

AND, when they fight when they fight they don't call them that at all instead of it being condescending again because their relationship has fundamentally changed to the point of no return. AND and if their partner feels the absence and misses it so deeply realising the effed up. I will ascend to a higher plane bitch

Pls follow and reblog

Y'all I made a sha8r boi ✨ women✨ rewrite

I'm so pissed right now and I need to rant, so I was reading this book I've been wanting to read forever and It was pretty good and it was enemies to lovers, but just they fell for each other in TWO freaking days! Two gays! whit only minimal dry ass conversations, like after both of them were planning to kill each other!

Instalove is already bad enough but in enemies to lovers! Um excuse me, but no! Like that's literally like the antithesis of everything it is! We don't read enemies to lovers for the ending, we read it for the conflict, the journey, the internal struggle to grapple with someone you hate turning out to be someone you can't hate, someone you literally have to love, that's not a one day process that's being proven they're not what you thought they were over and over until you cannot ignore it, no matter how hard you try to! That is what it's about.

follow for more rants, cause I need to vent!

okay, Greek mytho or mytho/fairy tale retellings but with versions other than than the most popular one,

like hades and presophone but with the older version, where shes called kore meaning little girl because she's someone so sinister people are afraid to say her name, posiedon is the god of the underworld and hades some random guy who may and maynot be her love intrest in her quest to overthrowing posidon

aphrodite where shes a war goddess as she was in sparta

older versions of Cinderella and co. than grimms

Too many of my favourite tropes are just popular trope x exact opposite, but, cocky Villains are great but, but villains with chaotic energy and filled with self doubt + self-deprecating humour. I dunno could be really good.

" That really should NOT have worked."

*wide eyed and nodding head excessively* "Yup, yup definitely should not have, yup, but uh, it did, and ah, I don't know what to do now, you see I thought I'd be blown to bird food by now. But I can't ever have what I want can I?"

*awkwardly* "oh, ah, I see, umm, are you okay?... Buddy?"

*loud explosion* *wipes black dust out of face with a deadpan* "And of freakin cause my dear experiment literally blows up in my face. Of freakin cause"

"Why *Straight up bawling* can't anything ever go according to plan." *More whining noises*

"Why does the universe hate me!!"

Just pure cartoonish tomfoolery (bonus points if hero is kalm™ and they fit one of them is on a leash cause they can't be trusted couple trope)

Follow and reblog pls

*Villain calls hero in the middle of the night*

Hero-: umm hey?

Villain-: *sniffs* I watched a show and now liquid keeps falling from my eyes? Is it an allergy? Infection? Cancer?!

Hero-: Do... Do you mean tears! :0

Villain-: is it terminal?

But seriously my eyes have been leaking this gross gluelike thing since yesterday and I'm pretty sure I'm about to die. Follow for updates or assume disaster if I don't post