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i absolutely love the idea of walburga and druella being best friends that went to hogwarts in the same year
druella is the popular and beautiful girl that everyone loves, shes charismatic, fun and extremely sociable
walburga is conventionally pretty but people are so intimidated by her that they forget that, shes serious, never seems to smile and doesn't have the patience to (and doesn't even know how) make friends
and yet they work so well
they are super protective of each other, walburga always keeps an eye on anyone who might hurt druella while druella doesn't allow anyone to say bad things about walburga.
druella has thousands of people wanting her attention and yet walburga is always her priority
walburga always says that she hates jokes and "superficial" things but she could spend hours listening to druella talk about the most diverse and meaningless subjects. and druella is the only one that is able to make walburga laugh (which is still a hard task)
theyre also kinda sapphic but they will never realized that
they have to stay apart when the rosiers make druella marry a man from the nott family, far from each other after years of being stuck together at hogwarts. but then this random man dies, and the next husband that druella's family finds is walburgas younger brother that has only 18, while walburga just got married to her own counsin. and theyre glued together again, living in the same mansion, being in the same family and its kinda weird but theyre happy to be close
Manifesting Quinn x Rhonda. Manifesting. Manifest with me guys (I say as we all chant "Quinn X Rhonda in unison)
Grumpy x sunshine but sunshine is the villain
Unrestrained crackling as the building they're standing on crumbles beneath their feat. Arms open ready to fall into sunlight.
Laughter behind the hero as they search for them in abandoned castles. Sudden appearances and teasing touches.
The grumpy hero who tells hungry children to fuq off to their faces and put homemade food in their cloth bag at their back.
Laugh about their traumas in back alleys, and never dare admit how fervently they want to cry. Hair cut short or tied up and trying desperately to forget how deeply they feel everything
Verses the villain who has already flung themselves violently off the edge. Where the lines between cheery and good and bad and angry blur and it's hard to tell what belongs to whom
I found a new trope and I'm high on it. Hear me out. Grumpy bad character gets stuck with sunshine character in his property or company or whatever. And it predictably leads to bonding moments™ like sitting huddled together and talking about random things or sunshine grabbing grumpy's hand to guide them around in the darkness, or opening up about their pasts or just playing their favourite music whatever.
But here's the kicker, after they're out and grumpy's assistant is like reporting to them like, " I'll fire them all duh, because you're big bad grumpy blah blah" and they just do this smitten little secretive smile and be like "Naw, it's fine" or alternatively they start coughing and try to be nonchalant about it like 'it's whatever, I don't mind, you can let them go'
And the assistant is like *shocked pikachu face* 😲
My basic bitch trait is I'll always flip a table for the painfully cliche enemies to lovers trope of calling the other sweetheart or love or darling or shit derogatory at the start and both getting used to it and it slowly becoming affectionate.
AND, when they fight when they fight they don't call them that at all instead of it being condescending again because their relationship has fundamentally changed to the point of no return. AND and if their partner feels the absence and misses it so deeply realising the effed up. I will ascend to a higher plane bitch
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Obsessed with the new dynamic that I'll call 'youre fired if you die'
A is boss/king of b. A is gruff and mean and socially awkward. B is sassy and sunshine and also mean. They do NOT like each other.
What follows is an idiots to lovers office romance filled with lots of bickering, ordering around (by grumpy) and mediaeval fantasy equivalent of unionization attempts ( by sunshine)
Highlights include-
"You're late." "It's literally just half a minute." "It'll be cut from your pay."
*sneezes in front of expensive object* *from the other room* "That'll be cut from you're pay"
*working slowly cause they cut they're hand or something* "Work faster." "I'm literally bleeding, can't you ask how I'm doing like a normal human." *Unable to in fact express concern like a normal human* "Well, stop bleeding."
And off course, *Actually dying* *in tears* "I'll fire you if you die"
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The hero has been kidnapped by the villain. Problem is instead of being afraid, the nerdy hero is just really excited by the shiny gadgets around villains lab. Now, the villain has to jump around trying to catch the hero while hero keeps evading them and pointing at objects asking about what evil scheme they'll use them for. (So far they pointed at two death rays, a particle accelerator, a pencil sharpener and others)
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But when the A goes "I don't like B" and everyone thinks it's cause b is supervillain, casually kills/torturers people or whatever but A explains its because *very minor flaw*
Like, "They say pecan as p-can, I just can't get behind that"
It's just gold.
A concerning amount are just the reverse of other popular tropes but-
Grumpy x sunshine but the grumpy's smol and sunshine tol. It's just gold
Grumpy's all pissed and got their hands crossed and sunshine just... Picks them up. And carries them on their side like a clutch. And their like 😡💢 put me down!! And they coo at them like awww! how adorable.
Their enemies and grumpy gets all in their face trying to threaten em a n d sunshine pets. their. head. I'm 😭
Hero x villian promt
They laughed, taunting and bitter. “Do you know what it's like wanting something more than you can tell? Anything; freedom, love, safety.” They said, their face looked like something older than age. “ Wanting something so bad that that your whole body whole body is restless down to your fingers and toes. And do you know what it feels to have it be dangling in front of you? Feeling your fingers brush over it before it's pulled away. Everyone's born with something like stars in their chest cavity. I was too. But with enough pressure, all stars can explode, collapse in on itself. And we all know what is left after that.”
" I suppose I did love you once, too far back in time in to even matter now, if not for some deflected queens." She allowed at last, letting her shoulders drop in a shrugging motion as if was no more than mere weather talk.
"You-"
" Deflected?" Iris squinted her eyes behind the glasses.
"Queen! One Queen! The other is a queen consort! " the 'king' took no time to point out. "And how does this matter in searching for them anyway. He turned to the tracker observing them with her lips pursed.
"Seriously?! You? the ice queen? You loved me?!! Like Love love" The other girl got in before she was interrupted by,
"Are we quite sure deflected is the right word right now?"
"And why the fuck does their sappy saphic ballad matter here?"
The tracker, who had asked the question, was still watching with serious looking eyes, " Perhaps, it doesn't. But," Her face broke into a huge grin then, eyes bright now and put up her finger. "These two would be soo cute together, even their names go together, Elli and Aine, Elliaine. Ah, You can name your child that!" She was almost squealing in delight at the prospect when she finished.
"They can't have a child, they are both girls." The king—oh, my mistake forgive me, the 'king' being his usual infuriating self did not disappoint.
"oh, sod off. " This was the tracker, Lelia.
"Elliaine, is my name."
" Well, you should shouldn't be using Elli then, it literally means Old, I didn't say anything cause I thought it'd be rude. And work on your grammar, deflected does not fit—."
"Shut up, Iris, no one cares." The 'King', whose name I forgot because my constant need to mock his title, snapped, " And You!" He turned to Leila, " Do your fucking job and find the goddamn Queens, Queen! One Queen!."
" Oh, no no." She replied, making sure to dramatize her every movement, "I can't do that, because you see, I'm just here to stall you till they got far enough away."
A tence silence hung unbroken in the air. Well, unbroken until someone proclaimed, "Defected! The word is defected!" And the 'king' shouted for the guards.
"Throw her in the dungeons!" He roared to the bowing guards.
They stood there for a moment, unable to decide if he had the authority to imprison the queen's dear friend.
He fumed even redder {Purple more like if we being honest} a feat previously thought impossible, "By king Ophion's orders!" Ah, Ophion, that was his name.
He was far too busy angrily whispering with Elli, his least detested member of his and the queen's council, to see Leila smile as she was led down.
Two freed, one to go.
And she was already on the way to her.
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Is there a name for what I call the,, really? Them?,, Trope wherein the crusher realises their feelings and is in absolute disbelief over it because... It's them! That really stupid person! The one that always smiles like an idiot and trip on their own feet/ are cold as ice,
Everything is top tier
The 'ha! what a dumb bitch, But I love them' looks, top tier
The, 'youre ugly when you cry' (adoring) chefs kiss
The constant absolute roasts
The pining
THE PININg
One of my absolute favourite tropes is when the sarcastic character gives the villian nicknames calling them out on their bullcrap and the villian absolutely loosing his shit being flabbergasted.
The villian being all " I am the master of evil, the carrier of blah blah"
And then sunshine going, are you done emo man??
*the villian visibly loosing his shit*
I will flip the table