Okay but who invented the trope of the 'hero's side kidnaps the Villains very sweet,meek, kind sidekick/friend/relative for a hostage situation but turns out they're actually scarier than the villain' and have they been awarded a noble peace prize yet. (Bonus points if they're very bossy and the villian is low-key scared of them. Also if they're very old.)
"Hello Villain, we've kidnapped x—" "I'm sorry." "Well you should be and uh," " No, I'm sorry for you, good luck." *Hangs up*
Hero "We don't want anybody to get hurt." "Me either," *standing up already having undid their bindings* "So if you'll just step aside."
*Tiny person dressed in bloodstained pastel colours and floral designs walks into villains lair with a single fork in hand* "Villain! How long does it take to pick up a single person from the hero's, I had to walk all the way over here!" Villain*sweating* "I'm sorry."
I'm don't think I'm a person,
Anymore.
I'm likely just a place
For daydreams to rest before
Finding someplace better now.
But is that something to mourn when I never truly knew,
What being human felt like...
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You know the gruff cold grey character vigorously denying their feelings (for their nemesis) is funny but also consider them immediately accepting them a la " guess this is my life now" and doing a complete 180 followed by the immediate surprise of anyone who ever knew them
"Hey, you look lovely today, here I got you your favourite drink." *Wierd smile* *suspicious* "is there poison in it?"
*simping in the meeting* "That's a really good plan, you're so smart haha" everyone :0 " Do you have a fever?"
"why do you care so much anyway!" *nursing their wound* *intense* " love/petname, of course I care, I love you. Now tell me who did this to you. *shocked in 12 languages and 3 dimensioms*
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Peak himbo/herbo/thembo energy in the trope of "being sure your enemy has crush on when they absolutely definitely 100% don't"+ making more and more ridiculous reasons to believe they do.
Villain-: Did you see how red they were when they saw me!! They are sooo smitten.
Overworked henchmen-: could be cause they had chase you on rooftops across half the city but *shrugs*
Villain-: they literally turned the city upside down to find me! They missed me so much. Ahhh
Henchmen- I mean you were holding people hostage but what do I know.
V-: They love watching me work. They were in my lab the entire day yesterday.
H-: You literally kidnapped them but sure.
This trope is my drug.
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Warning- Angst ahead
when the villian and hero couple are in front of the bigger villian that villian worked under and in deep danger and have to pretend to fight to avoid said danger, clumsily throwing punches at each other with with stiff hands, holding a dagger to the throat but it's trembling badly, subconsciously getting close to each and trying to touch in any way for some sort of comfort, fervently glancing at the bigger villian to see how they're reacting, the villians crippling guilt in feeling responsible, trying to communicate with eyes and form a plan but their mind can't work over how scared they are, more for the other person than them
Yeah I want that
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The Hero wakes up one day after getting shit out drunk in an unknown hotel room with no one around but a note that says, "You were passed out at the bar, I didn't want to leave you there but couldn't take you home, so I brought you here."
A long time later after they're already in love with the villain, they find out it was them. When asked why they didn't reveal it was them, they go really quiet and then say, "Because you would've suffered then. You hated me and you had the right to. I had to do terrible things to you, but waking up realising I had you vulnerable would've tortured you. I couldn't do that to you. Not for anything."
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The hero shows up to foil the villains plan but instead end up fighting that other hero, their rival, who also showed up to fight them. While the vilain presumably drinks a margarita, both confused, amused and carrying out their plan before their bickering ends.
A: "I'll handle handle this, you can go home and bake cookies or something."
B: "Really?And tell me how you plan to fight a supervillain. The power of friendship?"
A: *sigh* "Can we just be civil about this."
B: "No we cannot you stole my binkin' promotion"
A: "Fine.I'll let you help me defeat them. Deal?
B: "bish, excuse me."
Elf is on the shelf, follow for trash to be on the dash
*in a single breath* That awkward moment when the villain who's been groomed their whole life by their parental figure/ class to have an inflated self worth and skewed view of their world's systems and general morality is forced to face the reality and everything they've believed their entire life crumbles around them rendering them almost incapable of functioning from the emotional stress and aslo maybe leaving them physically injured or wanted and so the hero is forced to or takes pity on them and has to take care of them and watch them go through the confusion and trauma of literally revising everything they ever knew and starts to see what they are beneath all their indoctrine for the first time and connect with them on their similarities—ahHh. So good
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Love it when the hero's like 'i can fix you' and the Villains like, "I can make you worse." Just mutually destroying everything the others ever known. Both are too stubborn to stop before they've won. Both get too deep.
"You saved me but doomed yourself."
"pffft, being good was just so boring."
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The best kind of pairing there is knife wife and mean pretty boy (gender neutral) who gets both scared and aroused with a knife under his chin.
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Obsessed with the new dynamic that I'll call 'youre fired if you die'
A is boss/king of b. A is gruff and mean and socially awkward. B is sassy and sunshine and also mean. They do NOT like each other.
What follows is an idiots to lovers office romance filled with lots of bickering, ordering around (by grumpy) and mediaeval fantasy equivalent of unionization attempts ( by sunshine)
Highlights include-
"You're late." "It's literally just half a minute." "It'll be cut from your pay."
*sneezes in front of expensive object* *from the other room* "That'll be cut from you're pay"
*working slowly cause they cut they're hand or something* "Work faster." "I'm literally bleeding, can't you ask how I'm doing like a normal human." *Unable to in fact express concern like a normal human* "Well, stop bleeding."
And off course, *Actually dying* *in tears* "I'll fire you if you die"
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Writer, Poet, Singer. Bi, Women of colour, feminist. Poetry and writing centred blog. Some politics/social justice awareness. Trigger warnings- trauma, child abuse, mental illness. “What is better to be born good, or to overcome great evil.”
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