OBEY ME: SHALL WE DATE - MASTERLIST

All Spider mfs remind me of cats, the way their eyes move, the way they just • • and the way they schoop around y'know

They're all built like string cheese, besides most of the adult ones, and that's so just MWAH of the animators. Even stuff like TSSM and USM have the string cheese cat look, but it's in a way that I just can't explain.

ALSO THE ANIMATORS BASED MILES OFF A BABY DEER THATS SO CUTE OMG??

I can't help but fanboy over funny spider people and their funny stretchy ass limbs and kitty flexibility

okay! i read the rules and all!

can you write hcs of bayverse leo with a short and busty gf? i have back pain all the time 💔💔

Leonardo X Fem! Reader who's short and busty

Note(s) : I sort of focused on the short and busty part, so if you want more general Headcanons I can do that.

Leonardo doesn't mind your height, he's a giant mutant turtle, he's never exactly been one to care for appearances. He knows what it's like to be judged and excluded, so even if he makes a small joke once or twice, it's never out of malice and always something you can laugh to.

Speaking of, his jokes are those sneaky ones, ones you maybe can't even tell are there until hours after the conversation. They're not so much jokes as they are funny jabs? It's strange.

Okay, so, he strikes me as the type of guy who wouldn't really look at all, he's respectful, looking away respectfully if you will, and doesn't mention your bust unless it's a conversation revolving around it.

The bare minimum, yet still, he exceeds most men.

At first when he realises you're in pain, he thinks that you must've injured yourself somehow. Maybe you lifted something too heavy, maybe you fell down the stairs.

He can't exactly figure out if you have back pain from your chest, not until you tell him directly, he's not an idiot by any means, he just doesn't really connect 'big boob = pain'

I can imagine he's one of those guys who just doesn't understand that boobs have weight to them, yes they exist I have met them, but it's less because he refused to learn and more so because... He's a mutant turtle with a mutant rat dad who's been forced to live in the sewers with three brothers, he isn't too knowledgeable on human female anatomy.

When you tell him, probably after he questions you because he's concerned. He offers a cuddle, maybe some soup and tea if April isn't busy and she can buy them for you, he doesn't know how else to help besides resting?

He probably tries to learn how to massage, which is difficult for him because, you know, only three fingers, and researches how to help back pain, both in general and in reference to a larger bust.

Leo probably wouldn't mind if you don't wear a bra around the sewer, they can get uncomfortable especially if they have wiring in them, and he thinks it's best to prioritise comfort for one's self than tip toe around what others could think.

His brothers, especially Mikey, joke all the time about the fact he managed to get you, not in a weird way, they're not jealous at all and view you as a friend, but they just find it funny because Leo is the last guy besides Donnie they expected to get a girlfriend, let alone one as nice as you.

Leo always forgets that you're together, because how could you choose him? Out of all of the guys you could fall in love with, it just so happened to be him, it confuses him, because you could've had someone normal.

Leonardo really wants to get Splinters approval, which isn't too hard because Splinter thinks you're a great girlfriend, you basically complete Leo and make it happy, it's hard to disagree against that.

You know how in schools or work places, the dress codes usually target female presenting people? Yeah, he's the boyfriend that lets you rant to him about how awful it is, and he's also the type of boyfriend to nod along and occasionally go 'That's horrible 😡'

If you ever get catcalled expect the rare moment of Leo using his mutant looks to scare people, he's basically scary boyfriend privileges, the second he steps out of the light people are screaming in fear.

He probably feels bad about it afterwards, not because he feels sympathy for the people he scared, but because he feels like a monster.

LIFE IS STRANGE - WHAT / WHO I WRITE FOR

Accompanying MASTERLIST

Dividers by @/thecutestgrotto

SHORT LIST, CHARACTERS BELOW: LIFE IS STRANGE, BEFORE THE STORM, LIFE IS STRANGE 2, TRUE COLOURS

LIFE IS STRANGE

Chloe Elizabeth Price

Maxine 'Max ' Caulfield

Kate Beverly Marsh

Victoria Maribeth Chase

Warren Graham

Francis Bowers

BEFORE THE STORM

Chloe Elizabeth Price

Rachel Dawn Amber

Nathan Joshua Prescott

Stephanie Gingrich

Francis Bowers

Samantha Myers

Andrew North

Micheal North

LIFE IS STRANGE 2

Daniel Felipe Diaz

Sean Eduardo Diaz

Finnegan 'Finn' McNamara

Lucy Rose Jones 'Cassidy'

TRUE COLOURS

Alexandra 'Alex' Chen

Gabriel 'Gabe' Chen

Ryan Lucan

Stephanie Gingrich

Are you taking request for young justice still?

if you are could I request the OG young justice team, if not all then just, Kaldur'ahm with a (gn) Ninja Reader. They grew up in the Ninja clan and are highly skilled. Because the Ninja clan their from specializes in stealth attacks, reader usually doesn't realize people have no idea when they enter a room because they're natural sneaky and quite.

Characters included: Kaldur'ahm / Aqualad , M'Gann M'Orzz / Miss Martian , Conner Kent / Superboy

Pronouns used: None

Relationship: Platonic or romantic, up to you to decide

Note(s) : Yes of course, I wasn't able to do all because I haven't watched it in a while, so have Kaldur, Conner and M'Gann. Sorry it took so long 😭 I procrastinate a lot

Kaldur'ahm / Aqualad

He's so tired man

Bro was trying to chill when you fucking appeared out of nowhere and made him regret being on land

You probably couldn't even tell cause his just eyes widened for a moment before sighing

He doesn't mind too much as long as you try to make him aware

But honestly it's kinda funny so you'll probably continue being sneaky on purpose this time

Kaldur loves your skills as a ninja and appreciates your stealth in missions, but God if he didn't feel his entire body shudder with complete and utter shock

It's rare you're paired with him because stealth tends to be better alone or only talking through coms

M'Gann M'Orzz / Miss Martian

The first time you appeared behind her she screamed and then walked away in complete embarrassment

Now she always has her mind link on with you

But even then, its not enough

Literally cried once after a horror movie marathon, nobody talks about it

You and her go on stealth missions a lot due to her being able to sneak around invisible and you basically being stealthy enough to be considered invisible

Sometimes when you two are feeling funny you'll spook people on your missions before moving away, you get scolded afterwards but it's worth it

Honestly she doesn't mind too much, I think she'd get use to it after a while.

M'Gann will sometimes try pranking you back, so far it's only worked if you're tired.

Conner Kent / Superboy

Straight up punted the fuck out of you the first time while audibly yelling

Conner probably stomped off before coming back and apologising

Probably cried in his room feeling bad tbh

Now whenever you do it he jumps 5 feet in the air like a cat before angrily walking off

Sometimes he does this with enemies, he gets so awkward after it that he just beats them up. They end up worse than if batman found them

Conner tells you half seriously that he doesn't want you to do it publicly, both out of embarrassment and fear he could hurt you on instinct.

You probably try being less quiet like coughing when you enter a room, but it happens occasionally and he might start an argument over it ngl

With how he was in s1, I imagine it'd be like reasoning with a brick wall

Bro is the opposite of stealth in s1 you'd never be paired with this guy

Ok, so I'm in the wrong, I don't know how I messed that up.

I was asking if you could write, How Black Cat from the Playstation Spider Man games would kiss her lover.

MARVELS SPIDER-MAN - Black Cat kissing her gender neutral S/O

Note(s): Don't worry it's alright! I hope I did her justice (⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠) I also hope you like the little story I added at the end.

Felicia will tend to get more affectionate, if that's even possible, when she wants a kiss from you. It takes her a while of teasing to say it outright of course, it's only in her nature to toy with her food until she's dissatisfied with the length of time it's taking to feast.

She loves to hold your hand, wrap an arm around your waist and kiss your neck first, perhaps give a small bite to your collarbone or wrist, refusing to give even a peck to your lips for what feels like hours.

When you're finally at your wits end, begging and pleading for an ounce of attention to your mouth, that's when she gives you what you both desire the most.

Felicia's kisses are normally very gentle, she treats you like how she treats those precious gemstones that she just loves to steal, grabbing you roughly and snatching you up, yet holding you so far above just a simple object because you're not her possession, she's not your owner, you're her lover, her partner, and it shows when she gives you her sweet, long kisses. She never just kisses your lips, as she could never stick to only loving one part of your body.

She starts at your hands, running up your arm, to your shoulder, neck, then your cheek and your ear, whispering into them her filthy yet somehow sweet words. Only then, and only then, she finally gives you that kiss to your lips. Her eyes flutter closed as they brush against yours, her complete and utter adoration for you is clear as day.

Felicia's hands never leave you, grabbing your hips or waist to keep you still, to have her claws so close to digging into your body, yet never fully doing so, never hurting you, never dreaming of causing you pain, only to hold you.

But when she wants them to be, they can be rough, longer lasting, typically only when she's stressed or feeling more passionate. That's when she uses tongue, pushing you against the wall, her hands attacking your body with her dangerously passionate touches, even squeezing your thighs and hips as harsh as you'll allow to make you squirm with pleasure.

You're painfully aware of how flirty Felicia is, every interaction has her hands wander over every inch of your body and her smooth words dripping over you like honey. Because of that, how well you know her, how well she knows you, it doesn't take either of you too long to realise what exactly she wants.

She eyes you from across the room for a moment, as if a hawk studying a lost mouse, slowly, she approaches, black heels clicking on the ground like a warning. Her hand reaches out to lightly brush against your own, her lips begin to curl into a devious smirk, one she always wears when she's up to something. Felicia leans close and whispers into your ear.

"Your lips, they look so appetising." After she sees you shiver in anticipation Felicia's hand gently runs up your arm, leading to your shoulder. For a moment, and only for a moment, she pauses, only to grab your shoulder and yank you closer.

"Can I have a taste?"

APEX LEGENDS - MASTERLIST

Accompanying WHAT / WHO I WRITE FOR

Dividers by @/thecutestgrotto

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I have a question, followed by a very different question that might have a request depending on your answer but I'll put it in the same ask for ease

I am very new to the spiderman fandom, like, more like "interested in joining" new and wanna know where I should start

do you do MK pfps??? if you do could I perhaps ask for an agender Mileena one? any version, but if I get to be super picky (which ofc it's super fine if I don't bc I'd probably not let requesters get this picky) if you DO do mk1(2) Mileena can it be one of those pictures of her that like someone drew little cat ears and whiskers onto??? I know those are super niche so it's fine if you don't do it, but even if you don't I wanna share one bc they're super cute imo and I think it might provide serotonin or maybe that's just me but still either way have a good day or whatever time it is for you

LOOKIT HER!!! she's just a baby your honor!!

1. I would recommend The Spectacular Spider-Man, which is on Disney +, and Insomniacs Spider-Man games, if you can't afford them, Jacksepticeye has a good playthrough of them. If that's what you mean? Comic wise, I'm not too sure.

2. I do pfps from the media in my 'will write for' section. Also that's super cute!

And don't worry! I'm perfectly fine with picky requests :3

I did my own cat ones, that's why they're so bad lol

I don't need credit but it'd be nice

Didn't manage to write anything, but I drew smth!

What's their name? I have no clue, if you have any ideas I'd love to hear them👍

Some info below-

WHOO second spidersonaaa.

The suit in of itself was so hard to think of but I kinda like it? Needs work but it's alright.

Ehhh I didn't have an idea for the every day outfit so it's sort of something random, it looks more like pyjamas or beachwear, but I'm still satisfied.

I was gonna give them the lil clicky things but decided against it because I already can't draw and didn't want to mess it up further

As their species is naturally spider-like they didn't need to be bit and have built in web shooters

They don't like nature much and prefer technology because of how technology based their planet is.

They're terrified of spiders.

Food isn't too favourable on their planet, so they appreciate foods and drink with diversity in flavours and texture.

Their favourite drink is traditional bubble tea, and their favourite food is pepperoni pizza.

Their species have both reproductive male and female reproduction organs, they don't understand or identify with the human gender or sexuality spectrum because of how culture and biology differ between species.

STARDEW VALLEY - MASTERLIST

Accompanying WHAT / WHO I WRITE FOR

Dividers by @/thecutestgrotto

SHORT LIST, LINKS BELOW: BASE GAME, RIDGESIDE VILLAGE, EXPANDED, EAST SCARP

BASE GAME

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RIDGESIDE VILLAGE

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EXPANDED

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EAST SCARP

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TRANSFORMERS - MASTERLIST

Accompanying WHAT / WHO I WRITE FOR

Dividers by @/thecutestgrotto

SHORT LIST, LINKS BELOW: BUMBLEBEE, RISE OF THE BEASTS, TRANSFORMERS PRIME, TRANSFORMERS ANIMATED, TRANSFORMERS ONE

BUMBLEBEE

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RISE OF THE BEASTS

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TRANSFORMERS PRIME

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TRANSFORMERS ANIMATED

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TRANSFORMERS ONE

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