And Somehow They're Both Fucking Losing

Today I learned

Shout out professor rj lupin for not flipping absolute shit when he sees harry with the marauders map in the hallway that night. i seriously cant stop laughing he could have gone oh FUUUUUCKK?!?!!? but hes got like plus 15 repression and a proficiency in Bullshitting so he just says ‘hmm yes yes oh is this a? a zonkos? haha cool.’ Legend.

he will use every chance he gets to be a drama queen and if he doesnt have one he will create one

been picking up some patterns lately...

I aspire to be so meticulous

Phase One of plotting is complete. (Yes, that is nearly 40 pages of notes, and most of them have more text than these ones.)

Now preparing for Phase Two:

No, I'm not usually this Extra™️ about plotting, but here we are.

I’m v offended I haven’t seen some of those in the rip vine videos so I made my own

this is so sweet 🥺🥺🥺

the real tragedy is that sirius black died before he could find out about the embarrassing nickname snape gave himself as a teenager

Dick meme redraws + dickjay