Eh, Not My Best Work, But It Took Me Three Days So..

Me. I'm the goblin friend.

Ya’ll talk about the Mom Friend and the Older Sibling Friend but I hear nothing about the Goblin Friend

Eats food up off the floor screaming something about the five second rule

Sweatpants count as a look

Throws everything in a pile on the nearest surface as soon as they’re home

“Haha that’s gross let me see”

Hoards of some sort. Mugs, pens, notebooks, anything

Sitting in a dark room for hours wrapped up in seven blankets in front of a laptop unblinking

Makes weird noise effects to express emotions

Laying on random surfaces

BONUS:

“Ten points to Dumbledore!”

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Now that I have your attention I would like to recommend you guys one of the most talented Jily writers I’ve ever read (and i read a lot of Jily), @petals-to-fish . Read Petals’ stuff, you can thank me later!

Really... such an amazing writer 💕

That's what it's all about, in the end, really

I use to be addicted to the hokey pokey.

But then i turned myself around.

Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and shag a nun.

(via Feminism)

More like GRIFT-indor amirite 🦁 Also this week on the Patreon comic we have Kevin paying a visit to the kitchen elves, sign up for $1 to read it: www.patreon.com/emilyscartoons https://www.instagram.com/p/B9d-lRMntb4/?igshid=qxsmp24dngnj

“On Wednesdays we wear pink.”, but it’s 1830s and the Romantic era is in full bloom.

Internet has been trolling flat Earthers hard

for real.