Edward Cullen But In The Same Tone As That Mildly Pissed Off Glasses Wearing Vape Guy Whose Smoke Trick

found the funniest Tiktok of 2021 (so far)

My son asked, “How do you get Dick from Richard?”

I said, “Well, you gotta go to dinner first.”

I’m v offended I haven’t seen some of those in the rip vine videos so I made my own

james: knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. but wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

sirius: philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.

remus:

remus: common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you twat

i hate being neurodivergent sometimes bc someone will be like "hey, check out this piece of media!" and i'm like. i would love to. unfortunately if i do i will probably become hyperfixated on it and lose my current hyperfixation and i don't want to do that bc i love my current hyperfixation :/

the real tragedy is that sirius black died before he could find out about the embarrassing nickname snape gave himself as a teenager

The (un)holy trinity of rock songs that sound like cartoon characters: