Paul: I Like Wearing Oversized Sweaters. Not Just Because They're Extremely Comfy And Cuddly, But Because

Love Ishipapa

Ishipapa in a nutshell~

*Paul and Sam enter a dive bar*

Paul : Look, I know you’re disappointed but could we at least have a drink.

Sam, in a scuba diving suit: I would like leave, please.

Your art is amazing

Ooh for an art request how bout a clover from Undertale Yellow?

i haven't seen an proper gameplay of the full thing but i am so SO happy about it coming out completely! here you go!

+ alts !

Ikr she is genuinely happy for him achieving his dream of flying

//This scene is one of my favorite moments from Cure Wing’s debut episode. You can see how genuinely happy Sora is for Wing achieving his dream of flying. She’s proud of him. When I watched it, I felt my heart very warm. It is indeed a beautiful scene. 

Paul : Someone’s trying to break in. Call the cops!

Sam: *loads shotgun* I got this.

Paul : Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-

No way! You’re the owner of GZTale?

Ayo Papyruz do be kinda hot tho Submitter by @paypurrcutz

Incorrect Quotes With Paani,Kwazii,Tweak,And Captain Barnacles And Peso.

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Paani : Your lover doesn't have the mental strength to caramelize onions.

Tweak: Your lover thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions.

Captain Barnacles : Who's fucking caramelizing onions? Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

Kwazii: Do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions.

- - -

Captain Barnacles: It’s time to turn this into a real business.

Tweak: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?

Kwazii: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes?

Paani: I handle our accounting.

- - -

Kwazii: I feel like everyone on this island is suspicious, Paani. Except you!

Paani: But Kwazii, I think you're suspicious!

Kwazii: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

- - -

Kwazii: The time to act is now.

Kwazii: Wink, wink.

Paani : Don't say "wink wink". Just wink.

Kwazii: Oh, sorry.

Kwazii: Wink.

- - -

Kwazii , watching power lines fall down: , Paani ! The town is exploding and it's very pretty!

- - -

Paani : Damn, Tweak, are you secretly cool?

Tweak: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.

Paani : I do not.

- - -

Paani: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Peso: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Tweak: Drunk.

Kwazii: Wasted.

Captain Barnacles: Dead.

- - -

Captain Barnacles: I just want someone to take me out.

Paani: On a date?

Kwazii: With a sniper gun?

Tweak: Both if you're not a coward.

- - -

Paani : *Gives a bouquet to Kwazii*

Kwazii: You know I'm allergic.

Paani : That's the point.

- - -

Captain Barnacles : Didn't you die?!

Tweak: That was weeks ago, dude. Things change.

- - -

Tweak: The first time I ever got upset in front of Kwazii , they put their arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask them if they were hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me.

Kwazii : I was doing both, for your information.

Paani: The first time Kwazii hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn’t make eye contact for, like, a week after.

- - -

Tweak: I’m so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now.

Captain Barnacles: Uh, Kwazii and Paani are not getting along.

Tweak: They’re not trying to kill each other.

Captain Barnacles: You may have a point.

- - -

Tweak: War is heck!

- - -

Tweak: Kwazii's first detention, I'm so proud.

Paani: Whoa, back up. Why did they get detention?

Captain Barnacles : Because they're an idiot.

Peso, terrified: They can do that?

- - -

Tweak: What’s up with Kwazii? They’ve been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?

Captain Barnacles: They're just a little overwhelmed.

Tweak: Why?

Captain Barnacles: Paani smiled at them.

- - -

Paani : *dangling from a rope over a pit of fire* Remember when I said I’d tell you when we’re in too deep?

Kwazii: Yes?

Paani : We’re in too deep.

- - -

Tweak: They... well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?

Kwazii: Um, murder???

Paani: Adventuring!

Captain Barnacles: Tuesday.

- - -

Peso: Good morning.

Captain Barnacles: Good morning.

Paani : Good morning.

Tweak: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Kwazii: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

- - -

Tweak: You have friends and I envy that.

Paani : You're welcome to share my friends.

Tweak: *looks at Captain Barnacles and Kwazii*

Tweak: I don't want those.

- - -

Kwazii: Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?

Tweak: Not it!

Captain Barnacles: Not it!

Kwazii: ...Neither one of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.

- - -

Kwazii: ARE YOU-

Paani : Fucking.

Kwazii: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Paani : Fucking.

Kwazii: IDIOT!

Captain Barnacles: …What was that?

Paani : Tweak banned Kwazii from swearing, so I’m helping them out.

- - -

Paani: You three, explain right now!

Captain Barnacles: It was Kwazii.

Tweak: It was Kwazii.

Peso: It was Kwazii.

Kwazii:

Kwazii: …fuck..

- - -

Tweak: How late were you up last night?

Captain Barnacles & Paani, in tandem: Me?

Tweak: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time.

Tweak, to Kwazii: You.

- - -

Peso: Uh, Tweak? Kwazii is in the pool and I don't think they're waterproof.

Tweak: What?

Paani: I think Peso meant, Kwazii is drowning.

Tweak: WHAT?!

*Meanwhile*

Kwazii: *is drowning*

Captain Barnacles: OH MY GOD, Kwazii! KEEP SWIMMING!

Kwazii: I can't swim, dumbass— *sinks*

Captain Barnacles: Kwazii!

- - -

Tweak: Why is Kwazii crying on the floor?

Captain Barnacles: They took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes.

Tweak: And?

Captain Barnacles: They got Paani

- - -

Tweak: I'm cold.

Paani: Here, take my hoodie.

*meanwhile*

Kwazii: I'm cold.

Captain Barnacles: I can't control the weather, Kwazii

- - -

Peso: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?

Captain Barnacles: IT.

Paani: Annabelle.

Tweak: Paranormal Activity.

Kwazii: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.

- - -

Captain Barnacles: Who the fuck broke the toaster?

Peso: It was Kwazii.

Paani : It was Kwazii.

Tweak: Kwazii broke it.

Kwazii:

Kwazii: ...yOU PROMISED-

- - -

Paani: Time for plan G.

Tweak: Don’t you mean plan B?

Paani: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Captain Barnacles : What about plan D?

Paani: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Kwazii: What about plan E?

Paani: I’m hoping not to use it. Peso dies in plan E.

Peso: I like plan E.

- - -

Paani: You know, Tweak gives Captain Barnacles flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.

Kwazii: Okay.

*Later*

Kwazii: *gives Captain Barnacles flowers*

Captain Barnacles: ???

Kwazii: I don't know, I'm confused as well.

- - -

Kwazii: Your smile? It makes my day.

Tweak: Your happiness? I live for that.

Captain Barnacles: A room? Get one.

Paani: Hotel? Trivago.

- - -

Paani : We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city.

Captain Barnacles : Well, that was entirely predictable.

Paani : One of them punched a gang member.

Captain Barnacles : Kwazii?

Paani : Tweak, actually.

Captain Barnacles : Oh, that was going to be my second guess.

- - -

Paani: Are we really going to let Captain Barnacles keep Kwazii?

Peso: We kept Tweak.

- - -

Tweak: What's the worst thing you guys have done?

Peso: Rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade.

Paani: I kicked Kwazii in the shin-

Kwazii: -So I kicked Paani between the legs.

Captain Barnacles: I burned a town down.

Tweak: What?!

Kwazii: What the hell is wrong with you?!?

Captain Barnacles: A lot of things.

Paani: No shit.

- - -

Tweak: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Captain Barnacles: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

Kwazii: Three of us saw it, Captain Barnacles. How do you explain that?

Captain Barnacles: *points at Peso* Sleep deprivation. *points at Kwazii* Paranoia. *points at Paani* Delusional personality disorder.

- - -

Captain Barnacles: Who the fuck broke the toaster?

Peso: It was Kwazii.

Paani : It was Kwazii.

Tweak: Kwazii broke it.

Kwazii:

Kwazii: ...yOU PROMISED-

- - -

Izuminokami : Deep down, I'm sure I was always pretty okay with you.

Tsurumaru : Thanks, Izuminokami !

Izuminokami : It wasn't a compliment, numbnuts.

Izuminokami : Hey guys, I found a spider. Cool little lad. Thanks for eating the mosquitos.

Izuminokami : Oh no, where did it go?

Tsurumaru : IZUMINOKAMI WHAT THE FUCK?!

Lol Tsurumaru’s Reaction I love it

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Movie recommended by the Saniwa~ 

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Same here Yamanbagiri, I hate losing too  ヾ(￣ω￣; ) It’s why I let myself get dragged to watch that clown movie  (ಥ﹏ಥ).