What If I Told You All I'm Lezah's #1 Hater...

Dippy and Fjord worked together at some point. At another point - they got high together.

Hi hi I come to u again w/ another faggot dragon

PEARLESCENT OF THE SEAWINGS (y'all know the drill more about him under the cut!)

12 years old (around 27 human years or so)

Cisgender - He/him - Verian (or Almondsexual - When a person is mostly attracted to men and or masculine alignment genders, along with androgynous and non-binary people. But rarely attracted to women and female aligned genders.) Bellussexual (Someone who is not interested in a sexual relationship but is comfortable with or enjoys behavior typically coded as sexual)

Voice Claim : Charlie Smith from Red Dead Redemption ||

Pearlescent is the oldest of his mother's first clutch. Being 12 years old. Though, he wasn't always the oldest. He had a few older siblings but they were disloyal to their mother. So, being a MAJOR momma's boy, he killed them.

His favorite pastime is whale hunting with his mother, Chondru. He hunts specifically for endangered species (and fun fact, also SPECIFICALLY pink dolphins) and he and Chondru sell them at the Dark Web (an underground marketplace that frequently moves to stay hidden. They mainly buy and sell illegal items (and substances) and contraband. The authorities have corruption in the outer circles because of this as they participate in the trading)

He collects the skulls and skeletons of whales that don't make the Dark Web's cut. Finds the anatomy of such creatures fascinating.

Seaglass's older brother, came from the clutch of eggs before her's and before their father passed due to being murdered. He know who Seaglass is, but doesn't *know* her. As her egg was traded away being the smallest egg in the clutch. (Chondru did not want such a delicate and innocent soul in her ring of crime. So she gave Seaglass's egg to her two closest friends, Abyss and Kraken.) Pearlescent didn't know this. He thought Seaglass was stolen away from their family. Because of this, he sought out Abyss and Kraken's home and slaughtered them to "save" his little sister. A one year old Seaglass, coming home from school, found this sight and attacked Pearlescent before fleeing to find help for her parents. But they don't believe her and Pearlescent gets off Scott free. Seaglass continues to fend for herself because of this.

Chondru, upon hearing this information, casts Pearlescent out. Pearlescent, heartbroken and bitter, leaves reluctantly. And eventually gets caught trying to continue trade with the Dark Web only to be caught by the highest of authorities. Prince Azure and the battalion he leads. As he acts as a general for his mother, Queen Starfish. (Epic and sad yaoi ensues)

He meets Seaglass once more, six years after their original encounter. He is now a part of the Royal guard (haha kinda like Vi /ref) and eventually reconciles with her. Though, he has yet to do so with his mother because of her underground mafia

He is wary of Seaglass's partner, Hawk. This is because he is a SkyWing and the war that broke out between them and the SeaWings 10 years ago. But eventually warms up to the Skywing and they become as close as brothers.

He makes Azure promise that Starfish never finds out about Hawk. For the SkyWing himself being a criminal, and for his sisters sake.

A special thank you to @ilikemicrowaves for helping me come up with some of this character's lore and for his original design! I really enjoyed working with you on him and even though you said "I'm so sigma" SO MANY GYATT DAMN TIMES I'm still rlly thankful, danke lil bro 💪💪(Said design below)

Hey so.... Cosmo in battle of bigwand says "all the clouds are brown!! And the sky is gray!!!" Is this a reference to "California Dreamin' by the mama's and the papa's? cus the first line is "all the leaves are brown, and the sky is gray"

Am I just a conspiracy theorist on fent..... Chat tell me.... 💔💔💔

So uh @ilikemicrowaves told me that y'all would like these two fuckers if I showed ya them so here's Zephyr and his Anti-Fairy Ryhpez :3

Anywhozies yeah these are my silliest of sillies

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No words... Only Birch.... /ref

WHAT THE FUCK.

And I thought my bus was wild dude what is she on??

Chat I thought I missed the bus again turns out my bus driver just slept in stg

Oh yeah @sillystringg101 you know what that means. Boy. TIME TO DYE YOUR HAIR PINKKKK

GUESS WHO'S GETTING HIS HAIR DYED....

This guy

TOXIC WASTE GREEN HERE I COME CHAT

Suffer.

If hazelezah was yaoi, the fandom would have been batshit crazy about it. Why is the world against me 💔

I would say I enable you.

What if I told you I'm making poppy playtime ocs. What then.

More articles that are also more recent!!

nytimes.com

Unknown Illness Kills Dozens in Congo as Experts Clash on Cause

The World Health Organization speculated that a mass poisoning event was behind the deaths of 60 people. But African experts suspect a more

https://www.afro.who.int/countries/democratic-republic-of-congo/news/democratic-republic-congo-deepens-investigation-cluster-illness-and-community-deaths-equateur?country=Democratic%20Republic%20of%20Congo&name=Democratic%20Republic%20of%20Congo

Hey guys so this disease called the crying disease that causes heavy internal bleeding and kills you with in hours of the first symptoms, was first reported in October (according to the Wold Health Organization) and is only reaching me now. So that means most likely not many people are aware of it, and I feel it needs to be spread around a lot more. We have no idea how it spreads and how to stop it. It's still killing and being recorded.

More recent articles as well:

AP News

A mystery illness in Congo has killed more than 50 people hours after they felt sick

Health experts say an unknown illness first discovered in three children who ate a bat has rapidly killed more than 50 people in northwester

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