I NEED TO EAT HIM. NOW

YOOOO!!! THIS IS SO CUTE!!

萌萌哒. 我的眼睛有福了!!!!

Haha,Fox &Wolf little ones😉

Random IB HCs LESGOOOOO

- the reasons "inglourious basterds" is spelt like that, is because Aldo's southern ass didn't learn actual grammar and just carved it into his rifle based on the mouthfeel. (#iconic)

[ "Yep. That'll sure do"

"Sir that spells out basterds, are you sure th-"

"Utivich, get off my ass, will ya?" ]

- Hans likes blue cheese, and has one-time-or-another tricked Dieter (who fucking hates cheese) into eating it at a random German dinner event (Hellstrom's reaction is priceless, in Landa's words)

- Shoshanna's favorite movie is either L'Age D'or or Hôtel du Nord. Both were practically the first movies she ever watched. Ada showed them, and she used said films to practice projecting.

- Hirschberg can make a killer omelette.

- Aldo brews his own moonshine, for both the basterds to enjoy, AND to use as sterilizer for wounds and bodily damages.

- Wicki knows how to yodel. Did it once during a game of truth or date the basterds played while setting camp. Had a drink or two too much and just belted it out. The others have jokingly teased him for it ever since

- Frederick should fucKING KILL HIMSE-

THIIIIIISSSS

“i want a pervy older man to treat me like his daughter 💓💓” what about a sweet old guy who likes me not for my age but my personality, treats me like an equal, and takes care of me not because im incapable but because i deserve it???

I have returned…..

first off: CHRISTOPH AS MEDIC LESGOOOOO

second off: slay. i needed this.

Been a rough day. I needed to lift my spirits before I passed out - so I took my stupid TF2 fancast screenplay and I shooped a poster for it, thus reminding myself I have an ACA in Visual Communications for Photoshop. Full-size poster’s HERE.

Cristine Rose as The Administrator  Alison Brie as Miss Pauling  Bryan Batt as Mr. Reddy  Nathan Darrow as Mr. Bidwell Aaron Tveit as The Scout Will Arnett as The Soldier Robbie Gee as The Demoman Raphael Sbarge as The Engineer Dave Batista as The Heavy  Christoph Waltz as The Medic Hugh Laurie as The Sniper Vincent Cassel as The Spy  Tom Selleck as Saxton Hale  Bryan Cranston as Charles Darling

HARDEST PIC OF 2024‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

i can't stop making these help me help me it's hell here get me out i can't feel my skin augh

MY BROTHER IN CHRIST IT'S BEEN 3 DAYS 😭 FEED ME

christoph waltz fic coming today at some point!!! I'm locked in

Honestly I'd say switch Landa and Zoller, since Hans can speak for himself. BUT THIS IS SO GR8 LMAOOO

DE ER SÅ SØT... JEG BLIR GAL HALLO HJELP MEG....

pretty shy boi