Random IB HCs LESGOOOOO

- the reasons "inglourious basterds" is spelt like that, is because Aldo's southern ass didn't learn actual grammar and just carved it into his rifle based on the mouthfeel. (#iconic)

[ "Yep. That'll sure do"

"Sir that spells out basterds, are you sure th-"

"Utivich, get off my ass, will ya?" ]

- Hans likes blue cheese, and has one-time-or-another tricked Dieter (who fucking hates cheese) into eating it at a random German dinner event (Hellstrom's reaction is priceless, in Landa's words)

- Shoshanna's favorite movie is either L'Age D'or or Hôtel du Nord. Both were practically the first movies she ever watched. Ada showed them, and she used said films to practice projecting.

- Hirschberg can make a killer omelette.

- Aldo brews his own moonshine, for both the basterds to enjoy, AND to use as sterilizer for wounds and bodily damages.

- Wicki knows how to yodel. Did it once during a game of truth or date the basterds played while setting camp. Had a drink or two too much and just belted it out. The others have jokingly teased him for it ever since

- Frederick should fucKING KILL HIMSE-

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send help Inglourious basterds aldo raine dieter hellstrom hans landa inglourious basterds (2009) shoshanna dreyfus inglourious basterds ruined my life.. wilhelm wicki smithson utivich inglourious basterds headcannons

AUUGHHHHHH THEY R SO CUTE WHATTTTT

this

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hetalia aph germany this ship is so cute what no I'm not projecting my norwegian-ness to my German taste in men no way muahahah Ludwig my beloved fem norway

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fridaycanbesadsometimes

4 months ago

I HAVE THIS ON DVD HEHEEHEHHEHEEH

20 Years Ago - January 3, 2005 - Christoph Waltz In Die Patriarchin!

20 Years Ago - January 3, 2005 - Christoph Waltz in Die Patriarchin!

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happy 20th.. do u think he feels old yet... HAVE Y'ALL SEEN THAT ONE GIF FROM TEIL 1 WITH THE KISS.. HNGH....👅

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fridaycanbesadsometimes

1 year ago

I’m bored so take an introduction I guess

Haiii :3

I’m Frida! (MOST people call me Friday tho)

This is my silly little tumblr lmao

I like Black Metal, Inglourious basterds (I never shut up about Christoph Waltz asksjfjdjdkdk), obscure Vocaloid covers, weird animations, languages, and a lot of other specific niches (I reblog and like a bunch of different things I guess ?? But what I mentioned earlier are my most prevalent interests)

i draw and i am very silly :3

Anyway yeah 👍 uh stick around I guess

(ĖĎ, ŠĦ, K1nk, TCC, Reichblr, Truscum/Anti-Lgbt DNI!!!)

(dead dove r on thin ice)

EDIT: i have a carrd y'all can read 🫡

Frida's millionth carrd

Just something about me!

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fridaycanbesadsometimes

1 year ago

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

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FINALLY inglorious basterds inglorious basterds (2009) (yes i know shipping was hella expensive DON’T COME @ ME PLEASEEEEEEEE I WAS DESPERATEEEEEE

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fridaycanbesadsometimes

1 year ago

RAAHHHHH

If Inglorious Basterds has million number of fans i am one of them . if Inglorious Basterds has ten fans i am one of them. if Inglorious Basterdshave only one fan and that is me . if Inglorious Basterds has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth . if world against the Inglorious Basterds, i am against the world. i love #IngloriousBasterds till my last breath.. .. Die Hard fan of Inglorious Basterds. Hit Like If you Think Inglorious Basterds Best movie & Smart In the world

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fridaycanbesadsometimes

1 year ago

Girlie…. (In a very cool gender-neutral way) his chin is the best part……

I’ll feel good about myself and then remember I have a Christoph Waltz chin

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what’s with these homies dissing my girl do NOT come for him like that 😡😡

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fridaycanbesadsometimes

8 months ago

REAL ASF!!! I LOVE WOMEN!!!

Yurilander, America's greatest dyke

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fridaycanbesadsometimes

1 year ago

Landa drawing I did a few weeks ago…

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fanart <3 quentin tarantino Inglourious basterds fanart(s) inglorious basterds christoph waltz tarantino film hans landa inglourious basterds fanart? inglourious basterds ruined my life.. tarantino Fan Art Hans Landa fanart ww2 movies christophwaltz

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fridaycanbesadsometimes

2 months ago

why's he standing like that... 😭