Sometimes You Just Gotta Get Up And Cry

GUYS GUYS

Holy fuck

PHINEAS AND FERB IS BACK

HOLY SHIT

Something weird that I just do

I call people child (and kid sometimes)

No matter how old they are or what gender they are

They are child to me

34 year old man? Child.

2 year old? Kid.

16 year old girl? Child.

That kid who is in the grade above me? Child and kid.

The only exception is people my own age or people I know personally.

The reason I do this is because child and kid are gender neutral names

So it's easier most of the time

When you get a new follower and your follower count changes from 2 to 3

Ayyyyyy

The shit actually real so one more thing to add to this post

6. YOU GO GRETA YOU ARE A QUEEN

an absolutely insane way to end this year 

FOUND THE BITCH

Anyone remember a post from Tumblr past, where somebody said something about being tired of having teenage chosen ones and they wish someone would write one that's older? Because my older sister did that and it's getting published in April.

Edit to add her link tree to help with preordering, if anyone would like :

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E.M. Anderson (she/her) | Twitter | Linktree

THE REMARKABLE RETIREMENT OF EDNA FISHER (Hansen House Books 2023)

Sometimes I forget stuff. Whether it's my phone or the fact that I have a sister. I usually forget stuff.

But my in vine's name do I remember every single thing I did in 2 weeks 4 years ago, BUT NOT REMEMBER WHAT MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO DO 5 MINUTES AGO.

Brain you are seriously fucked up

i mean theyre not wrong-

You think you can hurt me? My favorite character in the TRON franchise is Tron.

Im back baby

yeah I remembered I had Tumblr

Moms be like: I birthed you. I brought you in and I can take you out

Me: go ahead, take me out, I didn't ask to be born, anyways if you do kill me then you will go to jail for murder

Adults: ohhh looks who has a rebellious phase

Me: this aint a "rebellious phase" this is me realizing that I am treated like shit and that I see no reason to give you respect when you wouldn't even give me a second to talk

My 6th grade english and writing teacher: Kids should be seen and not heard. As a child you can do nothing

Me: oh hell nah you did not just say that to my face.

Why are older people like this

THE LITTLE GUYS

TEOS PLUSHIES!!

WAKE UP SLEGERS! I’m so excited to announce the next plush preorders that will release early 2025! I promised a long time ago once The Edge Of Sleep show came out I’d make a whole merch line. And now here are the first designs to come out of it!

Introducing Dave Torres plush and ofc The Moobles plush :3 I’m so excited to order samples tonight yayaya! AND DO NOT FORGET TO KEEP STREAMING DA SHOWWWW! I WANT IRON LUNG!!!