Moms Be Like: I Birthed You. I Brought You In And I Can Take You Out
Moms be like: I birthed you. I brought you in and I can take you out
Me: go ahead, take me out, I didn't ask to be born, anyways if you do kill me then you will go to jail for murder
Adults: ohhh looks who has a rebellious phase
Me: this aint a "rebellious phase" this is me realizing that I am treated like shit and that I see no reason to give you respect when you wouldn't even give me a second to talk
My 6th grade english and writing teacher: Kids should be seen and not heard. As a child you can do nothing
Me: oh hell nah you did not just say that to my face.
Why are older people like this
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Anyone remember a post from Tumblr past, where somebody said something about being tired of having teenage chosen ones and they wish someone would write one that's older? Because my older sister did that and it's getting published in April.
Edit to add her link tree to help with preordering, if anyone would like :
Me watching the live show of fob: where is Joe. Where is fuckin Joe. WHERE DID YOU HIDE JOE!?! WHO THE FUCK IS THAT. THAT AINT JOE. WHERE IS JOE???
This generation is looking good so far
A funny thing about the Greta Thunberg and Andrew Tate is the level of effort each put in. Greta probably spent less than a minute thinking up then writing that post whilst Andrew clearly spent hours on his video, getting his big cigars, putting on his silk robe and ordering a pizza all to prove how he, a 36 year old adult, was unfazed and totally not owned by a 19 year old. And it got him arrested.
This’ll go down in internet history, Greta ruined a sex trafficker life with a tweet.
Almost time to see if I can continue to be queer online-
The only TEOS show fic on ao3 is polyamory and the author is lowkey real for that
Honestly yes
hey in case you needed more persuasion to watch/listen to The Edge Of Sleep
no context tee hee
Guess who I am
Allie I know who the fuck you are
My old tumblr account born anew May the gods prayers never be answeredanywaysfan of a lot of stuff ummm bluesky is ihasanxiety funny sometimes
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