A band needs a slut on bass to have any modicum of success
Okay that was my fault
We watched shrek in my 4th period???
Bitch this is the whole convo
I love texting with my sister. It brings me so much joy.
Sometimes I worry about my FBI agent
me after i take 17 modafalyst and start seeing the elephant man
holy shit I love this idea-
Thinking about Dark Revival and what if we see Henry, but he’s become the studio’s Cryptid.
Gurl I just said the same
1st of all where the fuck is joe.
2nd of all, the 18th. I'm freaking the fuck out
Me and my sister were watching National Treasure because the tv show just came out and we wanted to watch the movie and we came up with this
Ben Gates: no energy. Black coffee. Ruins kids dreams with logic.
Abigail: Calm energy. Ice coffee. Let's kids believe.
Riley: dumbass chaotic energy. 17 energy drinks at 3 am or tea. IS THE CHILD
Have a very Aromatic 2023 also 💜
Have a very asexual 2023! 🐸
Wait what
Yo imma need some context
my mom just started singing to the tune of welcome to the black parade and it started out right but then it took a turn:
mom: when i was
me: *laughs a bit because she just did this randomly*
mom: a wee lad
me: wait what
mom: i had a castle
mom: and i fell ot of it
me: *totally stifling laughter by this point*
mom: i went to the doctor
mom: they told me i bashed my head
My old tumblr account born anew May the gods prayers never be answeredanywaysfan of a lot of stuff ummm bluesky is ihasanxiety funny sometimes
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