Oh I Am Doing GREAT, Don’t Worry :3

So there's a prissy evil drow that's hated by all of his allies, is terrified of failure, is from a noble background, everyone thinks he's an idiot, he lashes out violently to compensate for his own inadequacies, and you can shatter his belief system in one (1) conversation and you're telling me I can't recruit him to my squad and bully him at my camp every damn day?? Like fr??

as a German, I HEAVILY agree. Iss dein Brot!!!

not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life’s most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread

this is my new favorite genre of images

here’s more, you gremlins.

math exam poem

I wrote a poem during my maths exam because I didn’t know how to solve any of the problems. It’s not very good, it doesn’t even rhyme properly, but a friend told me I should post it here, because she thinks it’s nice, so here I am.

blue little dots, all on my white skin, my good grade slips away

was there ever a way, I could’ve not drawn dots, was there a way without poetry?

my words aren’t good, my words aren’t sound, but they’re better than my equations

my life will take a turn for the better, once I stop procrastinating

was too afraid, so I didn’t study, the result you can see right here

three math problems, none of them solved, but I wrote poetry

my words aren’t good, my words aren’t sound, but they’re better than my equations

my words aren’t good, my words aren’t sound, do you find yourself relating?

yeah, the “blue little dots” line is about those dots I put on my left hand during the exam

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Niemals

I can’t ;-;

I won’t ._.

OMG I love this actually

okay okay okay so due to my stupendously awful knowledge of sindarin i may be wrong, but ive had a thought:

so, aralas is the ship name of aragorn and legolas, right?? aragorn’s name means noble valor and legolas’s means green leaf.

ara = noble

+

las = leaf

=

aralas = noble leaf

so, depending on how you interpret “noble leaf,” we as a fandom have basically just named the fourth most popular ship “weed.”

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

the phrase “ vanilla in bed ” is so amusing to me because that implies the existence of different ice cream flavoured sex positions