A Type ??? No . . . Don’t Think I Have One . . .

so the house of representatives just passed a bill that will now move to the senate to BAN tik tok completely in the united states and they are expected to argue that “national security risks” outweigh the freedom of speech and first amendment rights. biden has already said that if it gets to him, he will sign it. whether or not you use the app…….this is something to be worried about

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ok so i do have adhd but i feel as though this somehow transcends it. I just made a cup of tea 10 minutes ago. Im in a very small room. It has disappeared. I didnt leave the room. It just escaped. It is gone. It never was. Wheres my tea. It couldnt have gone anywhere and yet it has. Did i drink it and eat the cup and forget? Where is my tea. I miss her. This is fucked

thinking about torturing a cute subby boy until he cums all over himself because i can’t get enough of his whines and the sight of it <3

this could be us

Wanting a romantic relationship as a (most likely) aroace not in a "If you want a girlfriend you can't be aroace, it doesn't work like that" kind of way but in a "I want someone to choose me. I want someone to choose me, day after day, for the rest of our lives, because they want to. I want to be someone's partner, I want to be someone's first pick, I want to be their favorite one. I don't want to be shunted aside in favor of husbands, wives, and kids, because our schedule changed, because we've moved on to different things. I want to be a priority. I want them to fight to keep me, I want to fight to keep them. I want to hold someone, I want to be held. I want to exist in their space, I want them in mine. I don't want to find out they mattered so much more to me than I did to them. I dream of a love so heavy it makes my spine throb." kind of way

“I missed you” while forcing myself inside. I missed your whines and pleas. I missed the way you try so desperately to push me off. I missed how still you stay when you realize I’m not stopping. I missed your legs locking around me when you finally remember who owns you; me.

The kind of high-pitched whimpers and moans where his voice cracks just for me 🥴🥴🥵🥵

oh to corrupt a sensible man. to have him fucking his fist to the filthiest thoughts of you, your name dripping from his lips as he cums for the nth time that day. to have him stumbling on his words, trying so hard to stay focused on his current tasks, but his mind is so clouded with you he can barely do a thing. sighs

Hello I'm Sorry if this offends you, I'd like you to be my sugar baby, just letting you know my intentions Incase you will be interested…we could talk terms and weekly allowance later...just basically paying for your time ....no sexual relationship.. 1000bucks weekly allowance

sorry baby, not really interested at the moment but for you, ill keep myself open to the thought🩷