Dirty Mind Dirty Memes: Funny Relationship Memes

you care enough about me to disrupt your schedule??? I will disrupt my life for you I love you??

it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

ok so i do have adhd but i feel as though this somehow transcends it. I just made a cup of tea 10 minutes ago. Im in a very small room. It has disappeared. I didnt leave the room. It just escaped. It is gone. It never was. Wheres my tea. It couldnt have gone anywhere and yet it has. Did i drink it and eat the cup and forget? Where is my tea. I miss her. This is fucked

Being talked down to as you get fucked. The faux sympathy, calling you a dumb puppy in a gentle voice, patronising you. They feel you tighten around them, knowing just how much you like it. “Aww is it too much?” “Does the stupid mutt like that?” “Shhh it’s okay, I know puppy likes it. Just let yourself feel good, stupid dogs don’t need to think.”

Gamer boys>>>

That gaming chair can be so versatile, tie him to the chair and attach a vibrator to his dick while you suck hickeys on his neck, watch him to try not to whine and moan against his headset

Gonna tie this boy to his gaming chair and overstimulate him.

GET KOSA TRENDING.

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WE'RE DOWN TO THE WIRE BUT WE CAN'T GIVE UP YET. IF WE GIVE UP, EVERYTHING IS OVER. IF WE DON'T, AT LEAST WE HAVE A CHANCE.

I'M THE ONE WHO SOUNDED THE ALARM, AND I'M NOT GOING TO CURL UP AND DIE YET.

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If my dreams were the solution to thinking about you, if I deny myself the privilege of fantasizing the day you rest in my arms, if I only remember your name when I see it called out by a barista

I wish I could erase you from my mind, so that I was free from the chains you have hackled to the thoughts of you. I wish I could not love. I wish I could not love YOU

oh to corrupt a sensible man. to have him fucking his fist to the filthiest thoughts of you, your name dripping from his lips as he cums for the nth time that day. to have him stumbling on his words, trying so hard to stay focused on his current tasks, but his mind is so clouded with you he can barely do a thing. sighs

watching my pretty boy paint my nails his favorite color, what a sweet thing

let me reward you by letting you eat me out, granting you the honor of tasting me

oh, careful now, don't get too messy, you don't want mommy to mess her nails up do you?

le money pigeeon

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future