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happy pride i hope you all have hot disgusting freak pervert gay t4t sex that would make the gods weep this month

Let's face it,

Having an enemy sounds waaaayyy more interesting than having a soulmate. I want somebody to deeply stare into my eyes with passion as they insult me, and I stare back just as deeply and passionate while also insulting them. Somebody that I have LOTS of Tension™ with.

Life's boring and predictable. Give me someone that's the opposite of that, not someome that the universe decided to pair me up with.

In other words, fuck kisses! I WANNA FIGHT!!!

Real men cry when they cum 💕

Every time a snarky (or the cool/cold) male character gets watered down to horny misogynist fuckboy, an angel loses its wings, I take another drink of vodka and get one step closer to drunk driving

If he's spurting cum out of his cock it means he still able to keep going. Don't stop until you see him dry orgasming.

that and other colors for femme gays, totally not me at all

me and him??

us??

i wish I could fuck your mouth, and feel it, see your eyes tearing up and hearing your delicious whines and moans as I push your head down into my strap by your hair. using my foot to let you grind on me, such a pretty mess for me aren't you? you're a such a good, sweet slut for me, right darling?

missing mutual masturbation right now