Thorin: EVERYONE HAS TO LOOK FOR THE ARKENSTONE
Thorin: except for bilbo
Thorin: EVERYONE GET READY FOR BATTLE
Thorin: bilbo you need to wear this shirt that is the second most valuable thing in the mountain so you don't get hurt
Thorin: EVERYONE IN HERE IS AGAINST ME
Thorin: except for you bilbo you would never betray me
Thorin: EVERYONE SUCKS EXCEPT FOR BILBO
Thorin: bilbo you are now my husband no take backsies
Recent bkdk commissions, whoop whoop
Here’s my ko-fi link if you’re interested in commissioning me!
katsuki catching exhausted deku in time and finally letting him rest ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و
There is no such thing as being pissed and not sleeping in your shared bed with Katsuki at night.
You have gotten pissed at him several times and been too upset to sleep in the same bed as him.
To be honest you only did it because you KNEW how much he looked forward to holding you at night. He’d spilled his guts one night when he’d had one too many, about how much it calms him to be wrapped around you when he sleeps. Just knowing you’re safe and feeling your warmth mixed with his.
You’d never told him about that night and maybe it was a little toxic using that against him when he upsets you but🤷🏾♀️ oh damn well.
But it’s not like it ever does you much good anyways.
You guys had gotten into an argument, so you’d gone and showered, getting ready for bed. Kats was already in there laying down and it seemed like he was almost asleep already.
(Men being able to fall asleep 2 minutes after their heads hit a pillow will never not baffle me)
Anyways you grab your pillow from your side and try to sneak off toward the living room.
“Ya seriously doing this shit?” He grumbles at you.
“Im not going to sleep somewhere im not comfortable… so yes I am. Night” and you walked out of the room and closed the door.
You made yourself comfy on the couch and curled up. It took you a while to go to sleep because whether you wanted to admit it or not, you were always more comfy intertwined with him too. He’s like a weighted, heated blanket.
It feels like you had just closed your eyes when you were slightly jostled.
You already knew it was Katsuki picking you up and carrying you back to your bed.
“Put me down. ‘M not sleepin with you ass face.” You mumble but find yourself snuggling closer to him.
“Your insults suck when you’re half asleep.”
“Katsu-“
“Shut up. If you wanna fight more in the mornin that’s fine but not tonight.”
“Whatever” you didn’t have it in you to argue. Also it wouldn’t have done any good. He does this every time. Let’s you get just enough into your sleep that he knows you’ll be pliable when he comes to get you.
Sometimes you’d wake and sometimes not but either way the next morning you woke up in your bed.
He laid you down and buried you under the blankets before he slid in on his side. Not like he stayed over there.
You felt his arms wrapping around you and his legs tangling with your before you felt a kiss pressed to the back of your neck.
“ Exhausted and my body pillow wants to sleep on the couch,” and he let out this huge exaggerated yawn, “ Ridicuous”
Wow, so where you saw him as a blanket he saw you as a pillow. What a dork.
“ I love you, can’t wait to piss you off again tomorrow”, he said into your skin but you’d already drifted back off to sleep.
Katsuki Masterlist
Hug
But, like…
Terrible Old Man
kintsugi and other forms of serendipity
resting bitch face? more like resting pretty face
It's been a while since I posted anything, so here's a quick Minato drawing 🔥🔥
21+I’ve had this account over 9 years and maybe used it 10 times. This is your Cringe Warning.
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