There is no such thing as being pissed and not sleeping in your shared bed with Katsuki at night.
You have gotten pissed at him several times and been too upset to sleep in the same bed as him.
To be honest you only did it because you KNEW how much he looked forward to holding you at night. He’d spilled his guts one night when he’d had one too many, about how much it calms him to be wrapped around you when he sleeps. Just knowing you’re safe and feeling your warmth mixed with his.
You’d never told him about that night and maybe it was a little toxic using that against him when he upsets you but🤷🏾♀️ oh damn well.
But it’s not like it ever does you much good anyways.
You guys had gotten into an argument, so you’d gone and showered, getting ready for bed. Kats was already in there laying down and it seemed like he was almost asleep already.
(Men being able to fall asleep 2 minutes after their heads hit a pillow will never not baffle me)
Anyways you grab your pillow from your side and try to sneak off toward the living room.
“Ya seriously doing this shit?” He grumbles at you.
“Im not going to sleep somewhere im not comfortable… so yes I am. Night” and you walked out of the room and closed the door.
You made yourself comfy on the couch and curled up. It took you a while to go to sleep because whether you wanted to admit it or not, you were always more comfy intertwined with him too. He’s like a weighted, heated blanket.
It feels like you had just closed your eyes when you were slightly jostled.
You already knew it was Katsuki picking you up and carrying you back to your bed.
“Put me down. ‘M not sleepin with you ass face.” You mumble but find yourself snuggling closer to him.
“Your insults suck when you’re half asleep.”
“Katsu-“
“Shut up. If you wanna fight more in the mornin that’s fine but not tonight.”
“Whatever” you didn’t have it in you to argue. Also it wouldn’t have done any good. He does this every time. Let’s you get just enough into your sleep that he knows you’ll be pliable when he comes to get you.
Sometimes you’d wake and sometimes not but either way the next morning you woke up in your bed.
He laid you down and buried you under the blankets before he slid in on his side. Not like he stayed over there.
You felt his arms wrapping around you and his legs tangling with your before you felt a kiss pressed to the back of your neck.
“ Exhausted and my body pillow wants to sleep on the couch,” and he let out this huge exaggerated yawn, “ Ridicuous”
Wow, so where you saw him as a blanket he saw you as a pillow. What a dork.
“ I love you, can’t wait to piss you off again tomorrow”, he said into your skin but you’d already drifted back off to sleep.
Katsuki Masterlist
Me: At least I charged my 3DS! *pulls out 3DS*
Mom: What about when that dies?
Me: *pulls out fully charged 2DS*
Mom: What if this lasts all night?
Me: *pulls out fully charged DSi and DS games*
Mom: What if this lasts till tomorrow-
Me: *pulls DS Lite*
Mom: What if-
Me: *pulls out Game Boy*
Mom: I didn't realize you had so many of those.
Me: You underestimate my loyalty to Nintendo handhelds.
when bakugou’s pent up inside, and he’s frustrated, and angry with himself, and hurting, he’s especially rough during sex, shoving and pushing more, groping around, bringing his teeth into every kiss. deku figures it out quickly what he wants, using his power to hold him down so he can struggle and scream without a care, expression gentle but firm as he watches him thrash into exhaustion, until he can kiss him quiet and fuck him slow, sensually, his hips rolling in the way that makes him ache and shudder and weep out for more to take the pain away.
and then he’s fucking him fast, hard, making his screams fill the room again. he fucks him until he can’t stop shaking, until he’s arching desperately off the bed, tears of pleasure springing from his eyes and rolling down his face, and then he fucks him more, further and further past the edge, until he sees nothing but white, until he’s sobbing from how good it is and the only thing he can say is his name.
and then he holds him afterwards. bakugou keeps sobbing, softer now, and he holds onto him far too tight, and he doesn’t say thank you because deku already knows, and he’s okay again. for now. until he needs it again
Little Shouto: (opening the bedroom door in the middle of the night) Mom! Dad!
Rei: We’re sleeping, honey.
Enji: Shouto, if you can’t sleep, go kill something.
Shouto: (closes the door) I’m sorry, sir, you heard my father.
Burglar: (encased in ice, crying) Please, can’t you just call the police?
Shouto: We’re Todorokis, sir, we don’t call the police. Plus, you tried to take my playstation, so I’m really not inclined to be merciful to you right now.
Enji: Shouto, who are you talking to?
Shouto: Oh, just some BITCH.
Boy, do I love small hands
I want Red and Blueberry to be best friends idk
Finally he took Izuku's extended hand
Not my art.
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I always find myself comforting people with the words I want to hear.
Id say the most terrifying link is the hero of trains.
Just look at that little shit
It looks like he’s about to summon some demons to unleash onto his inferior counterpart
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