My Book Collection!!

The camera man left tho

Also when we did take our photos he said we had like 5 seconds to change poses but I’m pretty sure he was controlling when the photos were taken and we were just panikin

Also one other kid had the same idea and was eating pizza in the food fight room

@woilds-ya-ehrster @jedi-pluto

Remember when that one kid broke his leg and I only wanted spaghetti

Maddie: he’s so adorable isnt he!!

Lily: girl I do not see the appeal

Me: i dunno, he kinda has himbo energy. Like he seems like he texts his mom “gn i love you <3 when he goes to sleep.

Lily looses her shit: W H A T

me: oh,,, were we not talking about Leon in dbd?

Lily: WE WERE TALKING ABOUT MADDIES BF

me: oh :D

at group therapy:

some kid: hey it looks like you know how to style yourself today! Like your fit bruh

me on the verge of tears and laughter but understanding exactly what he said: wh-what??

his taller friend: he means, “you look good”

me struggling to form a coherent sentence: thank you

Calling people “My darling” or “Baby” is overrated, call me your pizza roll.

The fact that kids are dumb is very good

How quick question DBD community?

why the FUCK are y’all so horny

Your boyfriend starts mumbling in Latin in his sleep and it scares the hell out of you but upon translation he’s introducing himself, inquiring on the price of grain, attempting to sell dormice, brainstorming silly Saturnalia gift ideas. In his sleep he somehow becomes a 1st century BC plebeian, of modest means but with a pleasant outlook on mundane life.

Aaa

Aaaa

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Plot Twist

he swallowed a bracelet, not a lego

I wanna post something but don’t know what so have my cat Apollo

Update: Apollo swallowed a lego and is getting surgery

GOD DAMN YOU FUCKING SCREEBS

I HATE them

I hate them SO MUCH

FUCK

DAMMIT

SCREEBS

CREEPY CRAWLEY EXPLODEY BASTARDS

WHY ARE THEY SO FAST

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK