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I have a continuation to this

Me: you didnt answer the question, are you a libra

Him: you know what? I’m not telling you. You have to guess, and you get one chance

Me: you’re a fucking cancer arent you :/

him: WHAT THE HELL???

Me: you kinda giving off Ohio vibes ngl :/

Person: bro wtf, I literally used to live in Ohio years ago how did you guess that

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Me again to the same person: Libra vibes

Them: ok wtf you’re actually really close

tumblr once again gets early access to my new art

I have the unearthly desire to grab a handful of like that astronaut icecream and shove it in my mouth

I locked my siblings outside and when I walked back into the kitchen and said “I locked them outside!” The door immediately rung

The camera man left tho

Also when we did take our photos he said we had like 5 seconds to change poses but I’m pretty sure he was controlling when the photos were taken and we were just panikin

Also one other kid had the same idea and was eating pizza in the food fight room

@woilds-ya-ehrster @jedi-pluto

Remember when that one kid broke his leg and I only wanted spaghetti

“How’s it feel to live through another Roaring 20’s?”

—MY SISTER TO OUR GREAT GRANDMOTHER

yo tf is the difference between normal yogurt and Greek yogurt????

I’m a warlock main who is best friends with a hunter who honestly have less of a clue about Cayde’s life. Not that I know anything, I just go on vibes

Colonel has biten so many people but Cayde refuses to admit he trained the chicken to do it

Cayde-6 has tried to do that thing parents do with the airplane noise(the “here comes the airplane brrr”) with Zavala

Cayde lost a Cayde-6 look alike contest, he didn’t even score in the top 5

if I got into a physical fight with him I would win, out of pure sympathy and by telling him he will die multiple times

Cayde eats the equivalent of exo icecream and watches drama shows while crying

I have more but I’ll leave it at these for now

who wants to hear my thoughts about Cayde-6

Me: you kinda giving off Ohio vibes ngl :/

Person: bro wtf, I literally used to live in Ohio years ago how did you guess that

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Me again to the same person: Libra vibes

Them: ok wtf you’re actually really close